Counter-Strike 2

Counter-Strike 2

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How to Rizz up Girls
By PariQS
This Guide will help you lern how to talk to girls and eventually get a girlfriend.
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How to find Girls
Step 1. Get off your PC:
Close Counter Strike 2 after a 10 round loosing series to get off your PC.

Step 2:Open the Door:
I know as a gamer it can be hard to see something else than Shadows or the walls of Mum`s basement (your room), but if you opened the door you almost did it.
So be proud of your self.

Step 3. Get Rizz:
This is the longest and hardest step for every Gamer, cuz you have to go to the GYM
and look for girls in "Nike Pro" shorts. After that you will train right next to her with the maximum of your strenght. Now she will notice you.
How to talk to them
Step 4. How to get in a conversation:

First you have to set a trap to her.
So she falls down and hurts herself. Then you will help her like you would be a nice person and get her some medicine and bandages. She will think your a nice person and spends time with you.

Step 5. Pretend to be a normal Person:

First you start to talk about normal things by example: your job or her job.
If you dont have a job, just start lying and pretend to have one.
Cuz if she knows that your living in your moms basement and have 3500 hrs. or more on CS2
you wont have any chance.

Step 6. little bit of small talk:

After you talked about normal things for quite a while, you will start to flirt a little bit and
have some small talk. She wont notice it and will flirt too. This is every girl doing.
Its just natural for them to flirt like it would be normal.
Good Rizz
Step 7: Good flirting:

You`ll try to talk to her like she would be in love with you but you wouldn`t.
This is letting her think that she is not on your level of rizz and tries to rizz you up,
so nobody can say that she is not good enough. That would be so embarassing to her,
and she defenetly doesn`t want this to happen.
So you will make her flirt to you.

Step 8: Hard Flirting:

You will start flirting very hard and complimenting her outfit.
BUT dont say anything perv or sus to her or else she will think your a pedo or an perv.
So start flirting REALLY HARD and if she asks if your flirting or why are you flirting, you can say: "You where the one who started flirting."
How to Rizz the right girls
Step 9. The best girls:

At first you will look for girls with good charakter and then
you will look after your manly desires. Your oing this for so
long till you find a nice and how Woman,
wich is not underage.

And thats it.
Last words:
If you are doung this exactly how it told you,
you`ll have a girlfriend in no time.














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That would be very helpfull for me to do other guides.
32 Comments
Bringerofimmensestupidity 10 Mar @ 7:34pm 
Imagine talking smack on a very clearly joking review. Like LMAO okay mf I definitely care that you find this cringe and have a woman.
GrayFox_25 9 Mar @ 11:57am 
cool, i got a job that pays 450 a week
PariQS  [author] 9 Mar @ 11:45am 
and as a matter of fact:

I got a girlfriend
PariQS  [author] 9 Mar @ 11:45am 
me too
GrayFox_25 9 Mar @ 11:42am 
i got one, hbu?
PariQS  [author] 9 Mar @ 11:37am 
Answer to @GrayFox_25

Step 2: Get a live bro
GrayFox_25 4 Mar @ 2:33pm 
step one: get a job
GrayFox_25 4 Mar @ 2:33pm 
dang, these guides are getting more and more cringe
Bringerofimmensestupidity 3 Mar @ 4:52pm 
instructions unclear she broke her neck
Chaveto 3 Mar @ 1:37am 
instructions unclear i was charged with sexual assault