Paper Lily - Chapter 1

Paper Lily - Chapter 1

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This is a bucket
By Crazy-AK47
-This is a bucket.
-Dear God!
-There's more...
-NO!!!
---Lacie after facility incident---
   
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Bucket lore
A bucket is typically a watertight, vertical cylinder or truncated cone or square, with an open top and a flat bottom, attached to a semicircular carrying handle called the bail.
A bucket is usually an open-top container. In contrast, a pail can have a top or lid and is a shipping container. In non-technical usage, the two terms are often used interchangeably.
A number of bucket types exist, used for a variety of purposes. Though most of these are functional purposes, a number, including those constructed from precious metals, are used for ceremonial purposes. Common types of bucket and their adjoining purposes include:
-Water buckets used to carry water
-Household and garden buckets used for carrying liquids and granular products
-Elaborate ceremonial or ritual buckets constructed of bronze, ivory or other materials, found in several ancient or medieval cultures, sometimes known by the Latin for bucket, situla
-Large scoops or buckets attached to loaders and telehandlers for landscaping agricultural and purposes
-Canvas buckets made of woven fabric, developed as a fire-resistant alternative to leather[3]
-Crusher buckets attached to excavators used for crushing and recycling material in the construction industry
-Buckets shaped like castles often used as children's toys to shape and carry sand on a beach or in a sandpit
-Buckets in special shapes such as cast iron buckets or smelting buckets to hold liquid metal at high temperatures
Practical use of bucket
On your journey you will encounter this very useful piece of craftsmanship that our ancestors were (and still) using to move liquids from one place to another.
While travelling you will encounter a certian Facility containing a significant amount of pure H2O.
-You see that liquid?
-Yeah
-I want it gone
-Say no more

-Maybe

After spending one enternity on free fitness excercises by running between the main Facility room and the toilet, you will achieve your goal and Lacie alongside of improving her physical body and her social skills with very helpful persona (Sai damn you for not helping me with carring that damn thing - Lacie thought calmly) she will also develop a deep Kouvaphobia (Fear of buckets).




Congratulations, you've found another way as there's always the other solution. There are no stupid solutions, if they work then they are not stupid.
btw you get achievment for doing this
Final
Thank you for reading
Now I'm waiting for more memes of Lacie holding a bucket like in Expiration Day
13 Comments
unknown3553 19 Aug @ 2:17pm 
(should do electrician and collect the handles first, then do bucket anyways to torture yourself)
unknown3553 19 Aug @ 2:16pm 
only 25% insanity from the bucket, I'm disappointed
Crazy-AK47  [author] 1 Jul @ 4:25am 
Gentleman, synchronize your bucket
KnightArmor5 30 Jun @ 6:47pm 
dear god
Crazy-AK47  [author] 5 Jun @ 7:36am 
Excellent, Seduce me
discounted artificer 5 Jun @ 12:10am 
you bet,
Crazy-AK47  [author] 15 May @ 9:23pm 
Scout Hiro, Seduce me
discounted artificer 13 May @ 8:07pm 
dear god...
Crazy-AK47  [author] 13 May @ 7:29pm 
It contains a bucket...
discounted artificer 2 May @ 10:19pm 
No...