Step 1: Boot up Oblivion, make a character and escape the Imperial Sewers \

Step 2: Gain the ability to paralyze someone.




Now thats the hard part.

But dont worry. I got you.

There are 2 ways that I know of, of which you can get the ability to paralyze someone.

For the first option, you can progress the mages guild questline up until the quest where you have to make your own staff. When you get the staff and bring it to the person who will enchant it for you, if I remember correctly, he will give you 3 choices of 3 schools of magic. If he does, choose illusion, then he will give you 3 options in choosing a spell to add to your staff. Choose Paralysis.

After which, if I am right, he will tell you to come back tomorrow, wait a whole day and then get the staff. it should be in a cabinet, if not, check the quest journal thing in your inventory or something.

This is the option I would much rather go with honestly. Its easy, it just takes a bit.

For the second option, you can try to find a paralysis poison. Now this option is the hard one cause I doubt you're gonna be finding paralysis poisons in every chest but if you wanna waste your time, go ahead. I think if I remember, there is one in the Anvil Mages Guild in one of the floors. I think it was the one with a lot of display cases and has a few beds in it. Again, I'd just go with the first option here, but you do you, its your playthrough, Im just a guide.

Step 3: Head to the Imperial City Talos Plaza District

Disclaimer: This only works on the vanilla game. So make sure that you dont have any mods that patch the exploit Im about to showcase In this guide.

One being the Unofficial patch mod.

So go ahead and uninstall that first and then come back here.

Also the people in the comments have been saying oh why do this when you can do that.People, if you prefer to do that, thats fine, but this is my method in doing it. You dont have to do it like this, but if you prefer your method, why are you even on this guide? Just wanted to say that because, this is just a method that you can do, but you dont need to. if you prefer your method, then theres really no point in even being on this guide reading this.

Step 4: Find Dorian[en.uesp.net]

































Now we need to find this lovely specimen right here in this image.

To find him, upon entering the Talos Plaza District from the entrance, if not start this step from the entrance so that you dont get lost. Now, from the entrance into the plaza district, the one where the statue would be infront of you, just like in the image in step 3. Now, go right. And then Dorians house should be on the left, it should be the first door on the left after you make a right if you did this step right.

Step 5: Break into his house and paralyze the ♥♥♥♥ out of him and pickpocket him

Okay, you only need to cast the staff once on him to paralyze him, but you get the point.

Hit him with the paralysis spell or poison if you went with option 2 in step 2 and then pickpocket him.

If you pickpocket the money in his inventory while he is paralyzed, you will notice that the money doesnt disappear from his inventory.

Because Dorian's inventory is glitched. Thats what makes him such a lovely specimen. Because he kinda is a specimen in an experiment.

And dont worry, Even if Bethesda makes a "Remake" of Oblivion, this bug is most likely gonna still be here and Bethesda is most likely not going to give a ♥♥♥♥ about it.

So keep doing it until you are satisfied.

Or if you want, you can go ahead and set up an autoclicker to do the money grinding for you.

Here. Use this: OP Auto Cicker[opautoclicker.com]

Congratulations, you are no longer poor!

Have fun being "rich."