Awaria
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How to SCISSOR the ghosts in Awaria (100% REAL)
By Con
The Awaria universe might also be classified as "Ghost Yuri Heaven" due to just how beautiful ghost women are! Working as a Tunnel Rat has its perks huh? Well, today i will be teaching you how to take your appreciation for the ghost women to the NEXT LEVEL, by teaching you how to SCISSOR the GHOST WOMEN in Awaria, and make the most out of your yuri game.
   
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Step 1: Re-evaluate your career choice
While the ghost women are pretty, they are also very insane. Are you SURE you want to be working here? You might want to consider other careers, like a safer technician job. Maybe working in broken down maintenance tunnels with hot ghost girls that want to murder you isn't such a great idea.
Step 2: Getting a application
Now that you quit such a dangerous job and saved your skin, how about working somewhere safer that doesn't violate OSHA? Here... i have a application for you! It might not have sexy ghost girls there, but at least you won't be risking DYING over faulty machinery and psycho ghost girls, right?

Step 3: Making income
Now that your employed, its time to start working! You might not be accustomed to your new role, but everyone has a starting point! Mistakes happen all the time, so don't feel too bad if you mess something up. You might not be familiar with the Cashier position, but its among one of the EASIEST roles to have in fast food!

Step 4: Success
Congratulations, after you've quit such a dangerous job and started working somewhere far more safe and profitable, you now make just BARELY enough money to get by! Now for the next step, its time to start a family! Oh wait, your a social reject. My bad king.

12 Comments
Raxy 24 May @ 9:45am 
Jokes on you, I already have a job
fortress2009 30 Apr @ 8:05pm 
I forgot what i was gonna say. Woah, is that Microsoft Teams? Fuckin despise that
El Gato (Real) 25 Feb @ 11:10am 
How dare you clickbait me like that
GrandG1331 24 Feb @ 3:52pm 
I tried the advice in this guide, but, and this is important, that should be "*you're* a social reject", not "your." I'm afraid I'll be taking your wife and kids now. They're mine. Sorry bud.
Tenna 14 Feb @ 9:46am 
Right....Yea i should do that:steamsalty:
saltysaltiest 1 Feb @ 6:03pm 
Well, Damn it.
wtf is that comment..
Mamimi 3 Jan @ 9:26pm 
boo
Autumn! 3 Jan @ 10:56am 
so i opened this thread to know how to scissor the ghosts. can you take this down this is clickbait
i read this like the top ten hottest sonic characters guy