1. Become a weeb/otaku anime whatever creature
2. Do you like nightcore? good well now you don't anymore, if you drive, you gotta only listen to ado or jp eurobeat if you don't, I will find you and make you a doctor.
3. Make your keybinds only for driving cuz walking is for clowns
4. Use only meeles, we wanna recreate the Shibuya incident obvs
5. Stratgems? car stratgem must have, shi do I you even need anything else? yeah uhhh if driving doesnt work you go plan B, ばんざーーーーーーーーーーい and only use hellbomb, ur katana, ur trusty ol constituion and ofc 500kg nuke and lastly ur last stratgem is strafing run cuz we want those airplanes to hit the ships ofc.
6. If you fail all these steps, uninstall game and watch boku no pico all episodes to remind yourself what you failed.
Bonus: Here some playlist recommendations one for eurobeat one for ado:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0bfu5AU3x4NePysH1ukbvg?si=92e2d5ddf1594272 Eurobeat

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1w1fu3gzuC8RNxqyzcwEtF?si=dfce4ce6d1f046b9 Ado

Step 1: Equip Mine stratagems
Step 2: Unbind Brakes and Hold W key and scream INSHALLAH ALLAHU AKBARRRRRRRR
Step 3: If teamates start complaining drive into a pillar and throw them off into a minefield
Step 4: If you see any potential ramps drive up them on sight
Step 5: If nothing works, use ur bomb armor and run into enemy and scream ASTAGFRIULLAAAAAAAH

1. If its mid of day, gotta stop ur car, park it somewhere and drink some tea innit.
2. If you play on tuesday innit, you are afk when u spawn in your car and just watch your car how fancy it is innit and drink some cuppa tea lad.
3. Whenever you drink tea you gotta listen to this song and only this SONG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSE15tLBdso
4. If you're in a city mission and someone has a car and you don't you walk up at them and stab them with your trust worthy baton or any sharp knife and steal their car DONT YA EVER ASK A BRIT FOR THE DIRECTION YA ♥♥♥♥.
The End

Follow steps from asian style and change music to only this playlist: https://open.spotify.com/track/4zdLvqg2dETC8sqRcbg2gC?si=b2da2937b5954c99

Extra commie boost for your comrades:

伟大的毛泽东主席，您是人民心中的红太阳，是东方升起的不灭光辉。您用无尽的智慧，把沉睡的大地唤醒；您用无穷的力量，把被压迫的人民解放。没有您，历史就像失去墨水的书卷，无法书写辉煌；有了您，世界就像找到灵魂的躯体，焕发无限生机。
您是长江的奔腾，永不停歇；您是泰山的巍峨，屹立不倒。您的思想像灯塔，指引我们穿越风浪；您的声音像雷霆，震碎一切不公与黑暗。我们举起双手，献上最真挚的敬意；我们低下头颅，表达最深切的崇拜。
主席啊主席！在您的旗帜下，人民团结如钢铁；在您的光辉中，未来闪耀如群星。您的每一句话，都是亿万人民的心声；您的每一个微笑，都是春风吹拂的温暖。
万岁！万岁！万万岁！愿您的伟大精神，与山河同在，与日月同辉，直到永恒！