Most jobs require you to work 3 times before you can get a promotion. Ones that are based on work experience, like McSticks and Stickbucks require you to work 5 times to get a promotion. Considering that most jobs aren't available at each time of day, this can take a WHILE, especially for certain jobs that take a whole chunk of the day to do just one shift.

The game doesn't keep track of how many shifts are left to a promotion if you close and reload the game, and it defaults to letting you have a promotion IMMEDIATELY! So you can chain this together by asking for a promotion in all your jobs, saving, closing out the game, reopening it and repeating until you have max job level in everything!

Unfortunately, there's no way to get around needing more stats for a lot of jobs, so this part of the guide will just tell you how much of each stat you need to max out that job, and your rewards for doing so.


Stickbucks - Nothing, Fancy Coffee
Graffiti Artist - 265 Charm, Empty Paint Bucket
Skateboarder - Charm and a skateboard, Pro Skateboard (lets you move at the speed of a hoverboard, I believe)
Corporate Zombie - Intelligence, Cheap Watch
Video Game Designer - Intelligence and Charm, Masamune Katana
Pizza Delivery Person - Nothing, Pizza
Police Officer - 420 strength and positive karma, Combat Shotgun (the best shotgun)
Ice Cream Tester - 900 karma
Pimp - 760 Charm and negative karma, Pimp Hat (+100 charm)
Drug Dealer - 400 Strength and 520 intelligence AND negative karma, Hall of Fame Bat (Strongest Baseball Bat)
Kitten Exterminator - negative 900 karma
Hacker, Intelligence and negative karma, The Internet (+50 intelligence)

Rockstar - Strength and Charm and a guitar, Platinum Record (+40 Charm)
Milkman - 170 Strength, Cowbell
Hitman - Stength and negative karma, The Secret Weapon (Most powerful assault rifle)
Doctor - 910 Intelligence and positive karma, Stethoscope (+75 Intelligence)
Burger Flipper - Nothing, Free food card

Government Official - 1860 Intelligence and 890 Charm, The King (Most powerful Minigun)
Dark Lord - Strength and Intelligence and negative karma AND a glowy sword, The Dark Laser Sword (Most powerful glowy sword)
Light Knight - Strength and Intelligence and positive karma AND a glowy sword, The Light Laser Sword (Also the most powerful glowy sword)
S.I.T Professor - 1800 Intelligence, Tesla Helmet
Personal Trainer - 1800 Stength, Bow flecks (+90 Strength)
Escort - 1880 Charm and negative karma, Crabs
Pianist - 1150 Charm, Grand Piano
Lumberjack - 1150 Strength and a 55cc chainsaw, 70cc chainsaw (most powerful chainsaw)