ATTENTION: This guide was made as a joke. Don't take offense if you are a bird.

Let's get started. First off, the basics of being a bird. Birds don't know how to use guns or swords, so you can just drop each of your weapons individually by pressing G with each one. If you do need to fight, you shall peck with your fists. Most birds are peaceful so you must be peaceful also. In the next section, bird communication which is crucial will be covered.

Birds don't have a language, so you must use your wings and other skills to communicate. To communicate different things, alternate between pressing P and right clicking to flap your wings. This can signify a battle cry, friendliness, or just about anything. Or, if you're going for a jaunty flapping-dance, here's some music.

Now you can be a bird. so... yeah. not much use... hmm.