Warhammer 40,000: Darktide

Warhammer 40,000: Darktide

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Sigma male guide to Darktide
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How to Be a Sigma Male in Warhammer Darktide
Solo Warrior Mentality
Teamwork is for beta players. Ignore your squad and go off on your own. After all, true sigma males don't need "backup." Dive headfirst into hordes of enemies while your teammates wonder where their precious support went. Bonus points if you run out of ammo and blame them.

Hoard Supplies
Never share healing items or ammo. It's not your job to babysit. Sigma males survive on their own terms—leave medkits behind because healing is for the weak. Remember, if your team really needs something, they can just "git gud."

Embrace the Off-Meta Weapons
The shovel is your best friend, no matter the situation. Why use a plasma gun when you can bash Chaos minions with the dullest tool in the shed? Style over effectiveness, always.

Chat Dominance
Assert your dominance in team chat by constantly giving terrible advice. Suggest that everyone splits up to "cover more ground" or that friendly fire is "just a test of reflexes."

Never Ping Anything
Pinging is for followers, not leaders. Let your team struggle to find objectives while you sprint ahead, yelling, “Figure it out yourselves!”

Always Overextend
Push deeper into enemy lines even when your team is calling for a retreat. You’re the main character—your heroics will surely inspire them to follow (or wipe trying).

Fashion First
Prioritize your character’s drip over stats. A true sigma male looks good even when losing. Spend all your currency on cosmetics while neglecting your weapons and gear upgrades.

Blame RNG and Developers
If you die (unlikely), immediately blame the game design or your team. It’s never your fault. Remember to type, “This game is broken,” in chat after every wipe.

Refuse to Communicate
A true lone wolf doesn’t use voice or text chat. Let your actions speak louder than words—even if those actions are mostly getting downed in the first wave.

Provoke the Ogryn
The Ogryn is big but simple. Make fun of their intelligence, then steal their kills. This will ensure team cohesion is at an all-time low, just the way a sigma thrives.
16 kommentarer
Idkwhat2puthere12 31 dec, 2024 @ 19:02 
Zealot male grindset
Grey Mauser 31 dec, 2024 @ 8:19 
Guide verified by True Stigma Males
Clean_Juggernaut 28 dec, 2024 @ 21:30 
Unfortunately most will follow this advice.
10/10 sigma male advice.
cheddar 27 dec, 2024 @ 17:51 
SIGMAR BLESS THIS SHOT!
Steverino 26 dec, 2024 @ 21:59 
Okay but I will continue to use this shovel til the day I die:angry_seagull:
SirButtface 24 dec, 2024 @ 16:21 
true sigma male
KNightIL 22 dec, 2024 @ 20:08 
HOLY SIGMA! BLESS THIS RAVAGED BODY!!!:mhfury:
Mysterious Sir Knight 21 dec, 2024 @ 9:25 
You have part of that backwards, you're supposed to bind ping to M1 and ping EVERYTHING ALL OF THE TIME.

How will the others know who to kill?
pustboxer 21 dec, 2024 @ 4:36 
sigmar male
PotatoPowerGaming 19 dec, 2024 @ 6:30 
The Sigma Male both dominating the chat and simultaneously categorically refusing to use the chat is based.