CHAOS;HEAD NOAH

CHAOS;HEAD NOAH

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How to become a Gigalomaniac (100% Real + Spoilers)
By Puru_12
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Prerequisites
First thing's first, you're gonna need to be schizophrenic, so if you haven't done that yet, you can do so by beating this game first so that nothing gets spoiled- I mean, so that you can synchronize and achieve the factors needed to become a Gigalomaniac.
Obtaining Gigalomania
So the first thing you're gonna wanna do is check into a mental hospital, (I personally highly recommend AH Tokyo Medical Hospital), and tell them that you keep seeing some weird sword somewhere.

A really nice doctor (I call him Dr. No) will see you, and subject you to some exercises. These will be a bit hard but if you just focus on the fact that you will be able to make your imaginary waifu real then you'll get through it. It might take a while and stuff but don't worry about it, it's totally worth it.

Just let the doctor do his job, and once it's over you'll either be permanently discharged from your body or become a Gigalomaniac!
Alternative Methods
This method is not recommended but I heard some nice young couple tried it out on their buddy and it worked.

Apparently if you prank someone hard enough and scare them to death they can also become a Gigalomaniac. I don't know if it's true but apparently it worked a little too well and the guy they pranked was literally drowning in women because of it, so if that's what you're going for then maybe this is the method for you.

Testimonials
In case you were doubting the authenticity of this guide I have included some testimonials to help alleviate your concerns.

"My popular times are here!"
- NT, 17

"My hand hurts, but I got to see my precious big bro again. Thanks, Dr. No!"
- NN, 16

"Dr. No's treatment is to die for! I feel like going through it again and again, tahaha!"
- RS, 17

"Thanks to Gigalomania, I was finally able to confront my dad and settle our differences about electronic devices."
- SA, 17

"****-pii was able to make her first two friends ever! I hope nothing bad ever happens to them!"
- KO, 17

"I don't know what you're talking about. Now, about the Black Knights-"
- AK, 16

"A Gigalo-what?"
- YK, 17
Final Notes
As you can see, these methods are 100% real and reliable. I hope this guide helped you become a Gigalomaniac so that you can make your delusions into reality.

PS: If some kid in a wheelchair wearing a beanie shows up please do not engage with him and notify Dr. No immediately.
1 Comments
Sydak 11 Dec, 2024 @ 6:40pm 
I think I did something wrong. I still don't see a cool ass sword, but I do hear constant loud screaming voices inside my head?