Welcome to Party Animals, where adorable animals fight to the death... or at least until someone gets yeeted off the map. You’re about to throw punches, kicks, and—hopefully—not your controller. Here’s how to dominate, or at least look cute while failing.


Choose from a cast of cute animals that look like they belong on a postcard but fight like they’ve had too much caffeine. Panda? Check. Shiba Inu? Double check. Does it matter who you pick? Nope! They all brawl the same, and by that I mean they all flail around like drunken toddlers.


Punch: Spam that punch button like you’re swatting flies. Are you hitting anything? Who knows! But you’ll look adorable doing it.
Grab: Press the grab button, cling onto your enemies (or your best friend), and never let go. Never! Then casually toss them into the abyss.
Headbutt: Hit that headbutt button and marvel as your cute little animal goes full wrecking ball on their friends’ faces.
Pro Tip: You will fall off the map. A lot. Accept it.


You thought this was just about punching? Wrong. Pick up outrageous weapons like tasers, frying pans, and—you guessed it—rocket launchers. Nothing says “I love you” like zapping a corgi with a stun gun.


This game runs on spaghetti physics. Everything’s floppy, bouncy, and completely unpredictable. Try to jump onto a ledge, and you'll probably miss. Try to throw someone off, and you'll both fall. But that’s half the fun!


Sure, you could just fight the other team. But why do that when you can grab your friend and toss them into the water? Friendship is temporary, but victory is forever... or until the next round.


When the round ends, either dance in victory or throw your controller in frustration. Just remember, no matter what happens, you’re still a cute little animal... and that makes everything better.

Pro Tip: Lose? Blame the physics.