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How to Touch Grass
By Emperor Prussia
Hello average Skyrim player with big booty girl characters, hello average immersive Skyrim modders, Hello Skyrim modders who mod the game until the game breaks.

Today, I'm gonna be giving you a tutorial of something yall never done before. It called touching grass. Do you know what grass is?

Of course you don't. You ****ing degenerate.

So I will tell you how to do so.

How to touch Grass 3: https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3470980646

How to Touch Grass Part 2: https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3412150989
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Languages: English
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26 Apr @ 10:26am
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Guide Index
Overview
Disclaimer: Okay guys, seriously, I was genuinely not expecting this guide of mine to blow up in popularity here. 
Step 1: Uninstall Skyrim. 
Step 2: Go outside 
Step 3: Touch grass 
Hooray! You did the impossible! 
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Disclaimer: Okay guys, seriously, I was genuinely not expecting this guide of mine to blow up in popularity here.
Disclaimer: Okay guys, seriously, I was genuinely not expecting this guide of mine to blow up in popularity here.

Uhh thanks for the likes and Steam Awards. Really appreciate it.



Step 1: Uninstall Skyrim.
Open Steam.

Right click on Skyrim.

Click Uninstall.

Click Okay.

Hooray! You uninstalled Skyrim!

Step 2: Go outside
Get off your ***

Walk to the door.

Open it.

Go outside.

Hooray! You went outside!

Step 3: Touch grass
Look at your lawn.

Reach your hand out.

Touch that damn grass.

Hooray! You touched grass!

Hooray! You did the impossible!
You did it. You touched grass. Now that you know how to touch grass you now know that you are a degenerate.

Congratu ****ing lations.
55 Comments
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Emperor Prussia  [author] 24 Jan @ 8:46am 
@adjoth Understandable. Like why does Poland even exist?

(This is a joke btw. Plz don't take it seriously.)
Emperor Prussia  [author] 24 Jan @ 8:43am 
@BobbisandLouis Go to the Whiterun Hold Tundra and touch grass there.
Emperor Prussia  [author] 24 Jan @ 8:41am 
@PondX200 No. I won't.
BobbisandLouis 22 Jan @ 9:27pm 
Instructions unclear: ground is white, cold, brown and slippery in places, with buried rocks beneath. Air outside looks like Winterhold, but feels extremely uncomfortable. Survival mode tells me to seek something lighted or indoors? Nothing in the comments has helped. Pls help.
adjoth 22 Jan @ 8:22pm 
Instructions not understood, accidentally invaded Poland.
mashedponater1322 22 Jan @ 3:03pm 
My hand got burnt ):
Emperor Prussia  [author] 21 Jan @ 2:23pm 
@b o y5606 And how did you type that without getting killed by them?

Also if you were, you really shouldve brought a weapon.
b o y5606 21 Jan @ 2:16pm 
step 3 was unclear, i am outside and there are wolves attacking me, i cannot touch the grass without them biting my hand
Emperor Prussia  [author] 18 Jan @ 5:53am 
@brotherswing Also, nice profile bro
Emperor Prussia  [author] 18 Jan @ 5:52am 
@brotherswing The grass is in the snow.