So, i hear u want to be SUS, without being IMPOSTOR. Well, this is the guide for u. This guide is for idiots (no offense) who don't know how to be SUS. So follow the steps in this guide and u will be EJECTED. (u will) If that is what u want, please proceed.




(P.S Its not that long cuz i hav 0 brain cells)
(P.P.S Its also not in order, its just tips)
(P.P.P.S The P.S's are IMPORTANT)

Number 1#

Chase people.
Follow them around.
If u do this, people will think u are going to kill them when they are alone.
This will make them SUSpect ur IMPOSTOR. And if they SUSpect ur IMPOSTOR, well thats ur first step to Becoming SUS™

Number #2

If there is a sabotage, don't try to fix it.
Just kick back and relax.
Sabotages are dangerous and can make the IMPOSTORS win. Well, u want to be SUS, right?
Don't try to fix them! Not fixing them will make people thing U sabotaged the ship.
And they will think u WANT the IMPOSTORS to win, which means ur IMPOSTOR (they think)
And if they think that, u are on the way to Full SUSSINES™





(P.S If u feel like im stating the obvious, its cuz this guide is for idiots like i already said)
(P.P.S If ur not an idiot, don't continue reading, its just a waste of time)

DONT report dead bodies.
People will think u killed someone.