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How to farm Steam Points
By jungletrain.net - 24/7 jungle
A guide on how to farm Steam Points quickly, easily, and for free.
   
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Intro
Make your tradescam profile look the best it can be! Stand out amongst your ERP-er friends! This method on farming Steam Points has been tried and proven by many people across the world.
1. Scoop your brain out.
Your brain will instinctively try to stop you, which is why it must be removed. This can be accomplished using many different instruments, but spoons are most preferred.
Get creative with it! Some people have used game cases, CDs, and even other people's brains!
2. Find a dead game.
This step might seem easy, but it is deceptively hard. If you find a game that is too dead, no one will interact with it. If you find a game that's too alive, your guide will be ignored or voted down. You have to find the correct balance of dead and alive, and this can mostly be done with Valve's forgotten games, like Ricochet, Day of Defeat, or Alien Swarm.
3. Think of a guide topic.
This is the actual simplest step. Your guide should be something that it would be funny to make a review about, like a guide on how to jump, or how to open the game. If you want to use even less of the remains of your brain, you can ask ChatGPT for topics!
4. Create your masterpiece.
You don't actually have to write anything! Just ask ChatGPT to do it for you! There's no creativity required where we're going!
Outro
That's the end of the guide! We at Tradescammers United wish you luck in picking the same anime banners for the 5th billion time with your newly-acquired Steam Points!
7 Comments
pizza 27 Oct @ 3:30pm 
i dont speak russian
ZikakaSaS 16 Jan @ 9:43am 
можно пожалуйста 20 триллионов бомб для израиля
Eli 16 Jan @ 12:37am 
W guide
MustangSally 12 Jan @ 12:09pm 
36 trillion to israel
Nicia 7 Jan @ 1:03am 
Your guide works
[AV] Gooberhim™ 6 Jan @ 8:49pm 
instructions unclear. I do not like the picture above >:(
[VN] Tunguska 1 Dec, 2024 @ 5:56am 
36 trillion to israel