Egg Squeeze

Egg Squeeze

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The Upgrades ( )
By Joepotato
Egg, we like 'em, we squeeze 'em.
But how do we squeeze 'em good ?
With our knowledge and high IQ we can use the upgrades to our advantage and discover when the egg will break.

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Egg meter: Displays a number, for exemple 6. Then add 1 to the number. This will tell you the tenth decimal of when the egg will break
In our exemple the time will be X,7X. (very useful with the pong game)

The pong game: Move the mouse up and down to play pong while squeezing the egg. succesfully hitting the ball with the paddle will give
you more sanity. Now for the most important part: while succesfully hitting the ball every time, you can use this a timer.
1 second will pass in between hitting the right wall and hitting you paddle. The ball starts by going right, hits the wall
(that marks 1 second),then it hits the paddle (that marks the second second), then the right wall (that marks the third
second), etc.

The buddy: Very simple, very useful. he has 2 flags in his hands. when both flags are up, the egg will break when the seconds are even
(4, 6, 8, 10) note that the eggs will never break before 3.00 seconds. Any other flag signals will be an odd number (3, 5, 7 ,9)
Exemple: only the green flag is up, expect an odd number. 7,XX
Both flags are down, expect and odd number. 9,XX

$EGGX: Very simple. the more the graph goes up, the more Synergy you'll make. The graph seems completely random. You can see
how much synergy you gain by looking at the $EGGX factor at the result screen after successfully squeezing the egg.

Plant: When you see a pretty yellow flower, you will not lose synergy when the egg breaks. The result screen will say ''saved by flower'' if
you squeezed too much. Very useful if you dare squeezing a bit more than usual. Also, your type of egg will change for you next
squeeze

Live Chat: Sometimes someone donates Synergy. It seems like the number of viewers goes up if your streak is good.
The chat goes crazy when a spooky ghost appears on the spirit box.
Very mysterious upgrade.... needs more research.

Spirit box: Sometimes spooky ghosts appear... and I don't know if it's useful

Egg war: Also mysterious... needs more research

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With all this knowledge combine we can now perform much better squeezes.

Step 1: quickly squeeze and release the egg to view the status of the upgrades.
Step 2: Look at Buddy and his flags ex: 2 flags up means an even second.
Step 3: Look at the egg meter. The number 6 is displayed. the tenth decimal will be a 7
Step 4: Predict what what the second will be (4,6,8,10). 4 Is the safest choice, 10 Is really rare since 10.01 seconds doesn't exist.
Step 5: Let's aim for 4,70 seconds.
Step 6: Wait for the $EGGX meter to go down for a while so it can go back up soon after.
Step 7: SQUEEZE !!
Step 8: Successfully play pong while squeezing and count the seconds. 1 second, 2 seconds, 3 seconds, 4 !!
Step 9: release the egg right before 4.7 seconds, do not exceed that !
Step 10: Hopefully you guessed the seconds right and you'll have lots of Synergy after that :)

If anyone has more information, feel free to share you discoveries in the comment !!
   
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Egg, we like 'em, we squeeze 'em.
But how do we squeeze 'em good ?
With our knowledge and high IQ we can use the upgrades to our advantage and discover when the egg will break.

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Egg meter:

Displays a number, for exemple 6. Then add 1 to the number. This will tell you the tenth decimal of when the egg will break. In our exemple the time will be X,7X. (very useful with the pong game)

The pong game:Move the mouse up and down to play pong while squeezing the egg. succesfully hitting the ball with the paddle will give you more sanity. Now for the most important part: while succesfully hitting the ball every time, you can use this a timer. 1 second will pass in between hitting the right wall and hitting you paddle. The ball starts by going right, hits the wall (that marks 1 second),then it hits the paddle (that marks the second second), then the right wall (that marks the third second), etc.

The buddy:
Very simple, very useful. he has 2 flags in his hands. when both flags are up, the egg will break when the seconds are even (4, 6, 8, 10) note that the eggs will never break before 3.00 seconds. Any other flag signals will be an odd number (3, 5, 7 ,9) Exemple: only the green flag is up, expect an odd number. 7,XX Both flags are down, expect and odd number. 9,XX

$EGGX: Very simple. the more the graph goes up, the more Synergy you'll make. The graph seems completely random. You can see how much synergy you gain by looking at the $EGGX factor at the result screen after successfully squeezing the egg.

Plant:
When you see a pretty yellow flower, you will not lose synergy when the egg breaks. The result screen will say ''saved by flower'' if you squeezed too much. Very useful if you dare squeezing a bit more than usual. Also, your type of egg will change for you next squeeze

Live Chat:
Sometimes someone donates Synergy. It seems like the number of viewers goes up if your streak is good. The chat goes crazy when a spooky ghost appears on the spirit box. Very mysterious upgrade.... needs more research.

Spirit box:
Sometimes spooky ghosts appear... and I don't know if it's useful

Egg war:
Also mysterious... needs more research

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With all this knowledge combine we can now perform much better squeezes.

Step 1: quickly squeeze and release the egg to view the status of the upgrades.
Step 2: Look at Buddy and his flags ex: 2 flags up means an even second.
Step 3: Look at the egg meter. The number 6 is displayed. the tenth decimal will be a 7
Step 4: Predict what what the second will be (4,6,8,10). 4 Is the safest choice, 10 Is really rare since 10.01 seconds doesn't exist.
Step 5: Let's aim for 4,70 seconds.
Step 6: Wait for the $EGGX meter to go down for a while so it can go back up soon after.
Step 7: SQUEEZE !!
Step 8: Successfully play pong while squeezing and count the seconds. 1 second, 2 seconds, 3 seconds, 4 !!
Step 9: release the egg right before 4.7 seconds, do not exceed that !
Step 10: Hopefully you guessed the seconds right and you'll have lots of Synergy after that :)

If anyone has more information, feel free to share you discoveries in the comment !!
6 Comments
nobleXenon 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:40pm 
A purple chat member predicted the purple egg's modifier. It could be useful in seeing if the risk is worth it.
Comrade Catbug 14 Dec, 2024 @ 2:50am 
The flower pops up exactly every 6 squeezes. Also it's very good to get rid of bad eggs (like the blue one which caps mat synergy at +5000 per squeeze).
Fringe 5 Dec, 2024 @ 8:50pm 
Slightly pointless information for the live chat, but if you have the purple egg (which adds a random multiplier to the egg synergy), a random chat member will tell you the multiplier for that specific squeeze before you see it in the results
BiddyBugs 19 Oct, 2024 @ 1:44pm 
along with the number of viewers going up on a good streak, i believe donations also become more common - i got on a 70 egg streak and there were way more donations than the lower streak numbers
gulapula 12 Oct, 2024 @ 4:26pm 
I made a guide just about the pong game, I think your explanation is more straight forward. Personally my strat is to always hold the egg right up to the minimum maximum hold time, that way I never break an egg, and if the rng gives the fastest break time, I get a really good score. I really hope the other gadgets like the Spirit Box, War, and Chat have more to them.
piano_player_429 12 Oct, 2024 @ 12:22pm 
both flags down means 9 second egg.
so one flag means only 3, 5, or 7.
two flags up means 4, 6, or 8.