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How to Ruin Farmers Day
By C. Fatz
Since the Armory update, Dust 2 Casual has been ruined by farmers. I'mma tell you how to ruin the peasant farmers day.
   
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Languages: English
Category: Getting Started, Individual Skill, Team Strategy
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Overview
Overview on the Current Peasant uprising 
This isn't Valorant, peasants 
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Overview on the Current Peasant uprising
Peasant farmers have taken over Counter Strike. Populating matchmaking in the best gametype (Dust 2 Casual) with their lowly ways.

Most farmer lobbies look like this:
  1. During Warmup: Peasant accords are struck up among the lowly:
  2. The march of death to tunnels begins:
  3. Anybody not participating is votekicked.
Clown rounds proceed for 15 rounds
  • CT wins up to 7
  • T wins up to 7
  • Free-for-All for the final round
This isn't Valorant, peasants
I don't care about your burnt millet, peasant.

How to Stop the Madness
You will likely join many in-progress farmer lobbies because of the vote kick frenzy where anybody not ramming an SMG into tunnels is kicked for... trying to play the game. There's just one thing...

Because they are illiterate, the peasantry are not looking at who is getting kicked.

So, go off on your merry way to find a proper lobby (probably via votekick when you go toward long or short) but before you do, use your nobility and:
Vote to kick a random player.

The illiterate peasants will vote yes without second thought.

Extra points for kicking when the match is 7-7
You will likely join many in-progress farmer lobbies because of the vote kick frenzy currently going on in Counter Strike.