Interstellar Marines

Interstellar Marines

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Ninja's guide on how to be "proper" mlg FT.Fapaway
By FPW-SIRNINJACAT
This guide will make you into not just a better player but a better person as you begin to fully understand your morales and view on life.
   
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Step 1 - Move like a cat
Step number 1 of becoming good at Interstellar marines is to understand that people who are more experinced than you are going to try and make you click k, do not listen to them k kills you click h instead that button allows you too unleash furry fury on the battle field.
Step 2 - Tame the cat
In Interstellar marines you will die fast let me tell you a story from my child hood that will help you understand the pain I go through on a daily basis. When I was just a little kitten one day I went to mommy cat and asked her for some milk she said "NEIN" so I walked of all alone into the forest in search of a new home, and then I found the house made of candy so bright it was brighter than my future and that is why now I play Interstellar marines. <----wtf is the point of this
Step 3 - Never blame yourself
If you find yourself for some reason losing(even though this guide will fix that) blame fadeway also known as fapaway (http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/id/peter_vutov) trust me it makes you feel better and you do not want to get your fighting spirit down.
Step 4 - Beware of the cat
On Interstellar marines you will see many clans of many colours some are green some are blue some are fluffy. But trust me you have to beware of 1 clan in particular the "Fluffy ♥♥♥♥♥ Warriors" (FPW-) because they are a truely evil clan of satanic origins which practise in the art of blood summonings and bacon making. Just remember never trust a cat.
Step 5 - Realisation
This is the stage where you realise that this guide is a complete waste of your time and you have spent the last 5 minutes reading complete bollocks and trying to figure out my bad english.
23 Comments
Zunkey 17 Jun, 2015 @ 4:30pm 
Although thought this was a legit guide until 20 seconds in of reading XD
FPW-SIRNINJACAT  [author] 17 Jun, 2015 @ 3:27am 
:(
Zunkey 16 Jun, 2015 @ 7:32pm 
It took me 1 minute to read it... not 5 >:( THIS GUIDE LIEZ
Beest 17 Apr, 2015 @ 6:32pm 
everyone knows im the real ninja
Asteroids 14 Apr, 2015 @ 2:22pm 
Nice try Kat.
Suroki 13 Mar, 2015 @ 7:10pm 
Maybe one day, I am not yet ready.
Conjured 13 Mar, 2015 @ 6:51pm 
lol Ninja
FPW-SIRNINJACAT  [author] 13 Mar, 2015 @ 5:30am 
You're going to upgrade from a Kitty?
Suroki 13 Mar, 2015 @ 12:43am 
Now I know how to finalise my being of a cat. Thank you.
SPARTAN-B170 7 Mar, 2015 @ 11:37am 
Best guide ever! ;)