The age of brushed steel and wooden stocks is over! Now, thanks to techniques imported from the Far East, you can own a gun made ENTIRELY OUT OF FINE PORCELAIN. "But wait," I hear you cry, "wouldn't that be terribly fragile? What if it breaks?" An excellent question! Thanks to techniques ALSO imported from the Far East, any damage sustained can be easily repaired with PURE GOLD, making for a weapon that's even more distinctive than an unbroken original! Ah, but what's this? "That seems like a terrible idea, gold is a very soft metal and a singularly poor choice for something that has to undergo as much stress as a firearm"? Guards, please escort this person from the premises, they CLEARLY have no idea what they're talking about.

A war paint inspired by blue-and-white porcelain, Russian gzhel, and Japanese kintsugi pottery repair! Features albedo tint and custom wear. Replaces Business Class.

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