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All hats!

By CrookGERARD™

A in progress guide to all the hats in snail simulator.

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Guide Index

Overview

Party hats

Top Hat

Hard hat

Frog

Sleeping cap

Crown

Bow Hat

Beenie

Rock

Viking hat

Headphones

Unicorn

Pirate hat

Flamingo

Seal

Little Snail

Halo

Horns

Bucket

Palm Tree

Hotdog

Ballon Hat

Ghost Hat

Potion Hat

Skull Hat

Pumpkin hat

Witches Hat

Clocks

Limited time hats!

Mustache

Dreidel

Santa Hat

Raindeer

Gift hats

Pot hat

Bishop Hat

Duck hat

Cupitd arrow

Kiss

Poppies

Stein

Pot-o-gold

Bunny ears

Easter Basket

School bus

Graduation cap

Carrot on a stick

Glowstick

Electric Guitars

Beach hat

Visor

Skull Pirate Hat

Kazoo

Witches hat

Spooky pumpkin

Comments

Overview

This guide just shows you the hats and tells you how to get them.

p.s. yes i just used 1 paint doc and kept pasting screenshots on top. its my simulator and ill make my guide how i want.

p.s.s. The 10k hat has finally been achieved with first person coming forward and showing it being LINKfromTp 17april2025

p.s.s.s. the cowboy hat is not obtainable. i got it from alpha testing. It will be available for everyone at some point.

p.s.s.s.s.n.a.i.l.

Snails who have earned the 10k hat:
LINKfromTp 17April2025
Snev 19April2025
snobyn 16june2025
yamamushi 22july2025

Party hats

Party hats are unlocked be default. Its always time to party in Snail sim!!!!!

Top Hat

Probably your first hat! This is found right at the edge of the village. Leaving heading east.

Hard hat

Safety First! If you see a large blue dome West of the village this is what is inside. You will need a friend to sacrifice them self to the tesla tower of friendship so you can try and make it inside before the timer expires and charges the tower for another zap!

Frog

Better get hopping! If you leave the town going North West there is a small pond where you will find this hat. To the right of the big dome you cant miss it.

Sleeping cap

ZZZZZzzzz..... To the north west of town over the hills you will find an extremely large tree.The sleeping cap is resting there waiting for you.

Crown

So you want to be snoyalty? Following the path East from the village the first thing your probably spot glowing in the distance is the crown sitting atop a rune. Just follow the path over the bridge and you can pull the crown from the stone.

Bow Hat

Stop and rest in the shade. Well following the path East form the village you can find a nice picnic in the shade of a cherry tree. Enjoy a snack and pick up this hat here.

Beenie

Sure is cold up here. When leaving the village from the east you will see a mountain off slightly North east. Climb to the summit and reach the frosted peak to finally find warmth in this hat.

Rock

Did i hear a Rock and stone? Beyond the mountain is a vast open plains. There you will find the rock. This hat has collision can you can make snail stacks with it.

Viking hat

Time to pillage! When leaving the village going east the path will split. Follow it right(southeast). You fill find another town with a boat where your hat will be waiting to set sail.

Headphones

NERF THIS! South east of the village you will see a giant cube. Beat the labyrinth and claim your prize like the pro gamer you are.

Unicorn

This Horse is Amazing! Head south from the village past the alter the takes you to snell, noone gots time for that anyway. Climb the unicorn hill and look fabulous. This hat has collision can you can make snail stacks with it.

Pirate hat

The true one Piece!! If ye be wanting this hat follow the river south from the bridge. Claim it from the deserted island.

Flamingo

BIRD UP! When leaving the village going east don't cross the river. Instead follow it. You fill have to jump some pirates and then land on the island that hold the true treasure. This sick bird hat!

Seal

NO CLUBS ALOUD!! You can find the seal sanctuary in the south east corner of the map.

Little Snail

Gamer dont look up. You probably noticed after a giant square shadow went over your screen there is a platform in the sky. Im sure you made it up there and enjoyed some tea. Well its even funnier the second time. Look up well having tea and get jumping again. Your lil friend are waiting for you.

Halo

Finish your snilgrimage. To the north of spawn is the snairway to sneven. Climb it for this prize. There is a pill behind the north house to tp you to the bottom. Once you make it to the top for the first time you will have a portal to the top.

Horns

So you want to be immortal and follow people around and if you touch them they die? There is only 1 snail with that job you can only cosplay them with this hat. When leaving the village head south and find the Obsidian black snail shrine and enter the portal. You will fall into hell. Look for the giant skull on the mountain you cant miss it. Your horns await you in its maw.

Bucket

I heard you like ladybugs. This hat is in snell. The floating platforms in snell have black spheres on them and one candle each. The candle points the direction to the next platform you have to jump. With some skill you will reach the final platform and make a new friend.

Palm Tree

Forest SIM 2025 came early. Bring sunscreen you may get a tan on this trip. Travel the snoard walk and find this hat there.

Hotdog

ASK ME ABOUT MY WIENER!!!! Just like at South Harmon Institute of Technology we love to snarty and the best place to do that is in the club where you can find this hat.

Ballon Hat

I was going to come up with a balloon joke, but i think i would blow it...~Breenut
Find it where the party always starts.

Ghost Hat

Find and meet Casper and the gang. There all friendly i promise. Can be found after playing tag with Casper and his brothers in the spooky area.

Potion Hat

Gives 2d4+2 healing on equipping. Find this on a snadventurer that didn't drink it in time in the spooky area.

Skull Hat

Thanks for joining the Snult! Preform the Snult summoning ritual with friend in the spooky area to summon this hat.

Pumpkin hat

This hat will carve its way into your heart! Found in the corn maze!

Witches Hat

Your a Snizzard Snarry! Found in the spooky area. (soon)

Clocks

There are hats for really old snails. Once you prove your age you will get some clocks.

1k hours: Clocks

3k hours: Alarm clock

5k hours: Hourglass

10k hours: Grandfather Clock

Limited time hats!

Right place, right time. These hats only appeared for a limited time during snailcon. each was available for 24hrs. LoL just kidding. they are permanent now.

Chef hat (9/26/2024-9/27/2024) In the oven in town

Shark hat (9/27/2024-9/28/2024) In the club

Propeller cap (9/28/2024-2/29/2024) In the club back of house kitchen.

Mustache

What a distinguished snentleman. Found where things are happy to the west near the monolith

Dreidel

You spin me right round right round like a dreidel baby right round. Found in the holiday village north of town.

Santa Hat

Here comes Snata clause here come Snata clause right down Snata clause lane! Found in the holiday village north of town.

Raindeer

You know Snasher and Snancer and Snprancer and Snixen. Snomet and Snupid and Snonner and Snlitzen. But you are the most famous Snaindeer of all! Found looking down on the Holiday village.

Gift hats

Enjoy climbing on these boxes they dont do anything ye...... Wait there hats now? Well that a nice gift to the community. Found east of town but on the tea party platform. Make sure you touch all 3. 2 are head hats and one is a shell hat.

Pot hat

Blaze it four twen...... Wait what do you mean its for cooking?? Pot hat is found right out the east side of town.

Bishop Hat

In the name of the Snother, Snon, and Snoly spi.... Wait what do you mean from the strategy game?? Your telling me after snurch, snell, and sneven its the diagonal dude from chess? Found north west of town. Pass the frog pond, and large tree in the corner of the map or abstract diagonal lands or the floating corner touching chunks or the dam we really have a lot of names for this area.

Duck hat

Wow theses hat are very placid and plastic. Someone could totally make a game with just them.... What do you mean there is already a game like that? Found north west from town pass the frogs and the big tree and in the corner of the map or the abstract diagonal lands or the.... something feels like deja-vu....

Cupitd arrow

For when you feel love struck. Found in the 2nd floor of the club.

Kiss

If you kiss this frog it may turn into a princess. Found on one of the frogs.

Poppies

Im Merry Poppins yall! Found in the spiral peninsula on the North west of spawn.

Stein

tIM3 t0 g3T waaSt3d. Found at the mini bar North of town by the the rock next to the frog pond

Pot-o-gold

Its your lucky day! Find your way to the end of the rainbow for this hat. East of town. Go to the end of the rainbow. its hard to miss.

Bunny ears

Whats up doc. Im sure a ton of people are hoppy about this one. Hop down the bunny tail to find this right out side of town.

Easter Basket

May i offer you an egg in this trying time? Fallow the path east of time and cross the river. Find it in the field off eggs.

School bus

The wheels on the Snus go round and round! Found in the town.

Graduation cap

SNOOLS OUT FOR THE SNUMMER! SNOOLS OUT FOREVER! Found in the town.

Carrot on a stick

Quack i think? Ducks like carrots i think? Found traveling the river with Drew

Glowstick

SANDSTORM INTENSIFYS! Found in the club! There are 3 shell variants for this hat but they just change speed in witch you party!

Electric Guitars

Time to Rock out with you Shell out(off). See you at the Snosh pit! 4 shell guitars and 2 head guitars added alongside FULL METAL SLUG Dlc. (the dlc is required to get these hats and they unlock with it)

Beach hat

Perfect for keeping the sun out of your eyes well sunbathing. Found on the island west of town at the end of the boardwalk.

Visor

Where is my scooter at im trying to do some sick tricks. Found on the beach at the end of the boardwalk west of town.

Skull Pirate Hat

Look at me! I am the Snaptian now! Found west of spawn on the pirate ship. Follow the snordwalk to the snisland to find the ship.

Kazoo

Noot Noot! Head west of spawn till you find the board walk. Blast your way over from the island at the end of the boardwalk to another island using the middle cannon on the pirate ship.

Witches hat

Trouble is brewing. This hat is found in the halloween area east of spawn near the witches house in the back.

Spooky pumpkin

I know a headless guy with a horse that used to ware this. Found in the halloween area east of spawn towards the back of the area.

7 Comments

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CrookGERARD™ [author] 24 Jan @ 4:37pm

Thank Laika i updated it and added the missing K to the 10k hrs hat under the clock hat description. hopefully someone will reach it soon cant wait to upload the picture of that hat.

Laika 17 Jan @ 2:34am

Noticed a small error: it says "10 hours" instead of "10k hours"

CrookGERARD™ [author] 23 Dec, 2024 @ 7:14am

I edited that one for less confusion. Tho I try not to give just direct locations and give just vague directions like what heading to go. I can see my discription for that one was vague so I changed it. I may use spoiler tags in the future to put the coridonets for each hat.

Therzuzada 10 Dec, 2024 @ 10:21am

The smiley face by the monolith now has the mustache.

Vero 9 Dec, 2024 @ 2:24am

what is ment with "where things are happy" for the mustache? x.x

Snail Simulator [developer] 30 Oct, 2024 @ 4:58pm

Awesome!!!

Lemon Queen 2 Oct, 2024 @ 5:25pm

I love how you wrote something on each of them

Nice guide my friend

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