Skip dmc 2, just don't play it, skip it and never look back, if you really care about the story, then just go watch a youtube video, and enjoy watching the person in the video suffer, because dmc 2 is beyond ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

And that's "how to dmc without crying" idk what you expected, but probably not much, like i said skip dmc 2 and you won't cry :D, and give me money...