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How to stop freaking out from yamato's forehead
От Reiko Gardner
This guide was made to fight your insecurities and help you find inner peace with this HUGE forehead.

Methods in this guide are divided on 3 parts from least to most extreme. Method 4 is really dangerous and may cause: severe anxiety, head pain, vomiting, dizziness, disorientation, social deprivation and increase in forehead size so do it at your own risk.
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Method 1
First of all, try to approach your fears slowly. No need to rush. Play the game, try to look at Yamato sometimes.

There is another good exercise. If you feel brave, you can try to play as Yamato in the sandbox, but do not force yourself, 5 minutes a day is more than enough.

Method 2
Next step is to realise that it's not that bad.


To help you with that, I suggest this exercise: Look at this image for 30 minutes every day right after awakening.


Do NOT under any circumstances look at the image of Yamato with a small forehead. Not only will it destroy all the progress you have made so far, but it will also make further development much more difficult.
Last resort
DO NOT use this method if you unaware or afraid of consequences

As a last resort you can try to main this hero. Play only Yamato, learn all the techniques and secrets of this character, learn all the builds and make your own, hang her picture on the wall, make Yamato's figurine.

I warn you one more time: The longer your exposure to this character, the bigger your forehead will grow, be extremely careful with this method and use it only as a LAST RESORT.
64 коментара
Big doge 30 ян. в 10:52 
/フフ       :steamhappy:ム`ヽ
/ ノ)         ) ヽ
/ |  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ⌒(
/ ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく  \ /
丶_ ノ 。   ノ、 。|/
   `ヽ `ー-'_人`ーノ
    丶  ̄ _人'彡ノ Как получить инвайт в Deadlock? Если хочешь получить инвайт в Deadlock - заходи ко мне в руководства:steamhappy:
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Big doge 30 ян. в 10:52 
/フフ       :steamhappy:ム`ヽ
/ ノ)         ) ヽ
/ |  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ⌒(
/ ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく  \ /
丶_ ノ 。   ノ、 。|/
   `ヽ `ー-'_人`ーノ
    丶  ̄ _人'彡ノ Как получить инвайт в Deadlock? Если хочешь получить инвайт в Deadlock - заходи ко мне в руководства:steamhappy:
https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3405637483
Scout Who Hates Sniper 29 ян. в 21:21 
Guy below me Schizo?
blame it on my ptsd, baby 25 дек. 2024 в 19:40 
I am simply at wits end! How can such a thing exist? Does God live in Heaven, divorcing himself from his creation, due to the fear of such an infernal structure? Can such a visage truly be crafted by the foundry that made the tiger? (What dread hands! What dread feet!)

Imploring your forbearance, I simply cannot go on knowing such a thing exists in our world of beauty, natural science, and logic. I have sought answers from the esoteric to the arcane, let alone the germane and the benign. Please sir, share with me the fruit of deeper inquiry so that I might be free of this curse.

Her forehead is simply just too large.
blame it on my ptsd, baby 25 дек. 2024 в 19:40 
I find myself reaching somewhat of a zenith in terms of coping mechanisms. I try to look away, I cannot. I look at the Bebop player utilizing his movement to be suggestive, it does not help. I try to focus on the minute details of Infernus' fedora (or Trillby) in hopes of finding what the difference of the two is.

All of these steps, and I have yet to find tangible refuge from the constant stress that is having to observe her forehead. It's just too high. The angles are non-euclidean. Her structure does not conform to any known law of architecture, nor beauty. Golden, Silver, Bronze and Lovecraftian ratios fail to describe accurately the breadth of the prominence (as I have taken to referring it, lest I strike another episode, wailing and frothing at the mouth like a gibbering madman.)
blame it on my ptsd, baby 25 дек. 2024 в 19:39 
Good evening, I am writing as to inquire about my most practical next step. You see, I have been struggling with Yamato's forehead for a while (since I have acquired access to Deadlock.) Typically, this is not an issue, but if she is in the lobby, from the moment I enter the game, to the moment the game ends, I find myself fixating on her rather prominent, and sizable facial protrusion.

In terms of steps taken, I have (in order); sought mindfulness exercises, attempted meditation, engaged in therapeutic services for cognitive behavioral therapy, trauma therapy, knitting circles, cultivating an incipient dependence on chamomile, and called social services (a multitude of times.)
Chainsonic 15 дек. 2024 в 17:19 
Just worship Vegeta instead.
P̶o̶w̶d̶e̶r̶ ᴊɪɴx 29 окт. 2024 в 16:20 
Guys I may know the fourth and final method
It may be terrifying but if nothing worked for you EVEN the last resort then this is for you
You should use the 34th rule of internet and start looking for her there every day and night
Start fantasizing about her in that 34th rule
Fantasize making new 10 foot foreheaded children with her and make the 10 feeters yeeted into the toilet
If you keep at it every night you may actually succeed 👍🏻
V I P E R S N E K 27 окт. 2024 в 11:12 
thank you, i am no longer afraid of the six-head :)
Morgoth 27 окт. 2024 в 10:06 
instructions unclear. threw my cat out the window