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How to stop freaking out from yamato's forehead
By BeePsycho
This guide was made to fight your insecurities and help you find inner peace with this HUGE forehead.

Methods in this guide are divided on 3 parts from least to most extreme. Method 4 is really dangerous and may cause: severe anxiety, head pain, vomiting, dizziness, disorientation, social deprivation and increase in forehead size so do it at your own risk.
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Method 1
First of all, try to approach your fears slowly. No need to rush. Play the game, try to look at Yamato sometimes.

There is another good exercise. If you feel brave, you can try to play as Yamato in the sandbox, but do not force yourself, 5 minutes a day is more than enough.

Method 2
Next step is to realise that it's not that bad.


To help you with that, I suggest this exercise: Look at this image for 30 minutes every day right after awakening.


Do NOT under any circumstances look at the image of Yamato with a small forehead. Not only will it destroy all the progress you have made so far, but it will also make further development much more difficult.
Last resort
DO NOT use this method if you unaware or afraid of consequences

As a last resort you can try to main this hero. Play only Yamato, learn all the techniques and secrets of this character, learn all the builds and make your own, hang her picture on the wall, make Yamato's figurine.

I warn you one more time: The longer your exposure to this character, the bigger your forehead will grow, be extremely careful with this method and use it only as a LAST RESORT.
67 Comments
LOFI 15 Jul @ 9:04pm 
So true.
YaoiLover : : アホご飯 8 Jul @ 5:41am 
i have not just grown to accept her forehead.... i have begun to yearn for a forehead such as hers. it is so.. strangely arousing, i just want Yamato to be there for me.. comfort me when im sad and let me rub her beautiful forehead a little.
Saxon Hale 4 May @ 10:13pm 
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Big doge 30 Jan @ 10:52am 
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    丶  ̄ _人'彡ノ Как получить инвайт в Deadlock? Если хочешь получить инвайт в Deadlock - заходи ко мне в руководства:steamhappy:
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Big doge 30 Jan @ 10:52am 
/フフ       :steamhappy:ム`ヽ
/ ノ)         ) ヽ
/ |  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ⌒(
/ ノ⌒7⌒ヽーく  \ /
丶_ ノ 。   ノ、 。|/
   `ヽ `ー-'_人`ーノ
    丶  ̄ _人'彡ノ Как получить инвайт в Deadlock? Если хочешь получить инвайт в Deadlock - заходи ко мне в руководства:steamhappy:
https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3405637483
Scout Who Hates Sniper 29 Jan @ 9:21pm 
Guy below me Schizo?
blame it on my ptsd, baby 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:40pm 
I am simply at wits end! How can such a thing exist? Does God live in Heaven, divorcing himself from his creation, due to the fear of such an infernal structure? Can such a visage truly be crafted by the foundry that made the tiger? (What dread hands! What dread feet!)

Imploring your forbearance, I simply cannot go on knowing such a thing exists in our world of beauty, natural science, and logic. I have sought answers from the esoteric to the arcane, let alone the germane and the benign. Please sir, share with me the fruit of deeper inquiry so that I might be free of this curse.

Her forehead is simply just too large.
blame it on my ptsd, baby 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:40pm 
I find myself reaching somewhat of a zenith in terms of coping mechanisms. I try to look away, I cannot. I look at the Bebop player utilizing his movement to be suggestive, it does not help. I try to focus on the minute details of Infernus' fedora (or Trillby) in hopes of finding what the difference of the two is.

All of these steps, and I have yet to find tangible refuge from the constant stress that is having to observe her forehead. It's just too high. The angles are non-euclidean. Her structure does not conform to any known law of architecture, nor beauty. Golden, Silver, Bronze and Lovecraftian ratios fail to describe accurately the breadth of the prominence (as I have taken to referring it, lest I strike another episode, wailing and frothing at the mouth like a gibbering madman.)
blame it on my ptsd, baby 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:39pm 
Good evening, I am writing as to inquire about my most practical next step. You see, I have been struggling with Yamato's forehead for a while (since I have acquired access to Deadlock.) Typically, this is not an issue, but if she is in the lobby, from the moment I enter the game, to the moment the game ends, I find myself fixating on her rather prominent, and sizable facial protrusion.

In terms of steps taken, I have (in order); sought mindfulness exercises, attempted meditation, engaged in therapeutic services for cognitive behavioral therapy, trauma therapy, knitting circles, cultivating an incipient dependence on chamomile, and called social services (a multitude of times.)
Chainsonic 15 Dec, 2024 @ 5:19pm 
Just worship Vegeta instead.