open the apex legends app by right clicking on the game in the steam library and clicking "uninstall"

this will allow you to get a life and never play this garbage

when you are in the game after having opened it press "ready up" in the ranked mode


once you have done this, pray to the lord god jesus that you may be spared, perhaps by the game crashing, or your power going out.

when you are in the game tell your squad "Sorry but I have to go take a dump real bad, I'll be back in a second." This may be difficult for some of you that play this game, because it won't be enough to simply spam the ping button.












It's alright if you can't make it past this step, God still loves you, but just know that I don't, and know that I pray every day for a 2000 Honda Accord to come crashing through your window.

for this one you'll need a sledgehammer and some mexican food of your choice

make sure to eat the mexican food of your choice (big serving) roughly a day in advance, then, go to your bathroom, find the object shaped like a toilet (not to be confused with the sink) sit on it, take a crap, and then hit the porcelain toilet with the sledgehammer, i think you can imagine what comes next.

you can do this one in two ways

the first is to go to the steam store and purchase a game titled "titanfall 2" and play it for no less than 100 hours.












the second way is to have sexual intercourse with a chimpanzee.

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