The world of Diaper Dash is diverse and unique in the videogame industry. In no other game would you obtain immersion as Diaper Dash has with its hyper-realistic graphics and in-depth physics and dynamics. With this grand scheme of things, the player will eventually feel overwhelmed by an abundance of poopy diapers and soiled turbans. Luckily for you, the crown of King Diaper is but an arm's length away.

This should be the easiest step where as all you must do is force feed your infant minions with leftist propaganda and then invading their land with dark-skinned saviors, like the Swedish. Any baby that does not conform to your rule can be easily eliminated in one simple way:

Once a majority of the world has now converted to the one true faith of Islam, declare war on Prince Nicholas' West Simoan Islands and usurp his nobility. The fall of his 4km^2 empire will end with your complete and total domination of the world and its never-ending supply of dank memes.