"So crack men" - good player.
"Scared or sup" - Come 1v1.
"Come scrim" - Come 4v1 in custom games (K*S)
"Racial/homophobic slurs" - The goal of a comp dbd player is to offend other people because you think you are better.
"PUUH" - Spit every time you down a player.
"Juiced" - Means you got clipped.
"Dog" - Dogsh*t.
"Jimmy" - Dave18 wannabees.
"POKOS" - Dedi server hit.
"No shot" - No way.
"REEEWR." - Intense noises.

Play pubs like it's BOTB.

YOU MUST RUN: CORRUPT, POP, RUIN, TINKERER. PLAY NURSE WITH DOUBLE RECHARGE.

Then post a screenshot of the match results into EVERY discord server you are in, and put it on Twitter to flex your skill. Because pubs mean everything in the comp dbd community.

For surv, run DH, Adrenaline, DS and Finesse.

You have to play Claudette with the brown reskins, and your nurse skin must have a gas mask, and the barbed wire weapon for that POKOS. (Remember the lingo).

Ask EVERY comp player to 1v1, and put it on YouTube.

Example: My Instagram Is Full of Toxicity and Harassment[www.instagram.com]

In the next section, I will teach you how to look like a comp player.

YOUR NAME MUST HAVE A "<3" and someone else's name followed after it.
Example: Angelz <3 xeno

You have to link your spotify to your Steam and play this playlist at ALL times.

> the playlist <[open.spotify.com]

Next, you have to put pentagrams on your profile, because it's intimidating and pentagram = good player. People need to know not to mess with you because you are so crack men. You have to have some edgy Twitter account and spread hate, tell people to k*s, and be extremely toxic. Your Discord status has to be some song lyric, or very edgy quote. It's also preferred that you have a favorite steam group in your featured profile, like Z wall gods. Everybody MUST know how edgy you are and that means you are good at dbd.

Those who say the most offensive things win the tournaments, that's how I've won 3 Tournaments, and people love me.

You have to find a team of people who have no life and who think they are good at a game that requires 0 skill and they are still trash xd.