"HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!!
EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]
SPAMT
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!
WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A...
PIZZA mAN! HEY-HE Y HEY!!!
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]]
YOUR PIZZERIA, [[In nuclear threat]] YOU ARE?
SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]??
LIVING IN A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ [[Debt]]???
WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Chefs]] LIKE YOU!!
IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Income]]
THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB THE [[Toppins]]
WHY BE THE [[Little White Mario]] WHO HATES HIS [[$4.99]] LIFE
WHEN YOU CAN BE A
[[PIZZA TOWER!!!]]
[[PIZZA TOWER!!!!]]
[[PIZZA TOWER!!!!!]]
THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[PIZZA TOWER]]!!
AND I HAVE JUST.
THE THING.
YOU NEED.
THAT'S
[[Boss Gates for a small fee]].
YOU WANT IT. YOU WANT [[Game Progression]], DON'T YOU.
WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!!
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME.
YOUR [[Pizza Coins]].
YOU'RE PIZZA maN< AREN'T YOU?
YOU'VE GOT THE [[DOUGH.]] WHY DON'T YOU [[Bake it?]]
HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!"