EA SPORTS™ Madden NFL 25

EA SPORTS™ Madden NFL 25

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How to Football
By Cap'n DogWater
This guide explains the rules of that game they invented for the 1998 comedy starring Adam Sandler, The Water Boy colloquially called Football.
   
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Praising the Egg
Objective: A game of Football consists of two teams of people inhabited by the undead souls of their mascot fighting to deliver a large brown egg to a yellow tuning fork at the other end of the field.

The yellow tuning fork gives off a frequency only the egg can understand

Each time a team delivers the egg to the yellow tuning fork, the egg hatches and reveals a piece of Exodia The Forbidden One. When the team acquires more pieces than their opponent they win and obtain a Star Chip.

If a team gets enough Star Chips they get the chance to face off against another team who also got a lot of Star Chips and then the two teams get to make like a Fast & Furious movie and do one last ride where they compete for the title of King of Games

The winner of the final battle gets the crucified remains of Tom Brady's Football career as an award trophy along with a big ass ring from the NFL (who is a gold digger) proposing to them because they had the best duel deck (the NFL will call off the engagement next year and propose to a new team). That team is now known as the King of Games.

If there are any questions I can explain further
1 Comments
Hadrian 8 Sep, 2024 @ 11:34am 
I heard when you win you get a football filled with helium, so Tommys poor shoulder is not stressed to much.