The Crush House

The Crush House

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Audience Thirst Guide
By Potpourri
This guide provides tips on how to satisfy each of the audience’s various thirsts. Some are harder than others and may require planning (see tip below). This guide is meant to be complete but not exhaustive, so while there may be other ways to trigger various thirsts the ways shown here should present at least one option for each thirst in case you get stuck.
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Introduction
This guide provides tips on how to satisfy each of the audience’s various thirsts. Some are harder than others and may require planning (see tip below). This guide is meant to be complete but not exhaustive. So there may also be other ways to trigger various thirsts. However, the ways shown here should present at least one option for each thirst in case you get stuck. You can tell a thirst has triggered when, after the icon pulses on screen for a bit, it vanishes and is replaced by a comment in the feed from the relevant audience (At least the first time on a given day. Subsequent activations within a set period of time on the same day don’t seem to be accompanied by a message). I’ll include as many of these as I can in the guide but likely wont have one for every spot just yet.

If you have a method you don't see here please leave it in the comments!
General Tips
One tip I’ll note is that when you’ve bought too many props, certain interactions become incredibly rare and therefore quite difficult to trigger given the game’s RNG. This makes it more efficient to plan ahead rather than to wait until later in the game to ‘clean up’ lingering thirsts. To make things more likely I recommend the following for when you’re going after a thirst that requires a specific type of cast interaction or cast member (like the three-star Musician’s thirst, or the two-star Divorced Dads’ thirst):
  1. Buy the relevant prop without buying anything else. Typically (but not always) cast members will hang out around a prop the morning after you buy it. Buying more than one prop at these times can split the cast between prop interactions.
  2. Right before you grab your camera the next morning, check your notebook to see if the relevant audience is watching. If not, quit to title and restart the day. A set number of audiences are randomly generated in the AM so keep refreshing this way until you get your target audience.
  3. Post up around the prop as soon as someone enters the area. Thirsts will trigger a little before the relevant animations, and sometimes the animations are vanishingly short, while the thirsts take comparatively longer to satisfy.
  4. Remember that sometimes these interactions require more than just people being around. Certain solo/group interactions (e.g. – Watering the plants, cooking on the grill) may happen later in the day or week after you get the prop. That said, I’ve found it helpful to wait until a desired prop interaction has happened before buying additional props. One way to speed this up is to use the above refresh method if the interaction doesn’t happen the day following your purchase as these interactions are somewhat random.

To help with this I’ve marked thirsts where this tip is relevant with a (T)

As far as I can tell, the game does nothing to surface interactions relevant to your audience, even though some require specific cast members to be present, meaning you likely will not be able to hit all thirsts in a single season. It means that some thirsts will feel hard as heck. Fortunately, most are not so specific.

Note: Many of these can be combined in ways that allow you to simultaneously check off multiple boxes at once. There is also a buffer between activations. Once you activate a thirst, it goes into a brief ‘cooldown’ period where it can’t be triggered again. This never takes more than 10-20 seconds.

Note II: I’ve given the specific days when props became available for me, but it’s possible that the availability of props depends on your performance and is at least partially random. These are based on a playthrough where each day I satisfied all audience needs and unlocked any thirsts that were not dependent on specific unavailable props. I’ve noticed in subsequent playthroughs where I sacrificed the audience to focus on generating money certain rewards took longer to arrive.
How to Read this Guide
Audience Name
(Audiences will show a green checkmark [✅] when all thirst requirements are uncovered. Edit: All thirst requirements have been uncovered but I'm leaving the checkmark for visual flair ^^)

Thirst Level: In game text accompanying thirst level
- Instructions on how to trigger thirst.
> “Quote 1” || “Quote 2”

There are 4 thirst levels for each audience group. I describe these as: Basic, *(one-star), **(two-star), and ***(three-star).

Once you trigger a thirst, the icon shows on screen with the relevant number of stars and pulses until it has been satisfied. Most thirsts can be satisfied in between 3 and 10 seconds.

After a thirst is satisfied for the first time in a given day, you'll usually see a unique message in your feed on the right side of the screen. So far, I've only seen these cycle through two possible variations. There are also unique quotes for satisfying a given audience for the day and clues that they drop for how to satisfy thirsts. For the sake of brevity, I'm including only the quotes that show once a given thirst has been satisfied.

Final note. To keep the style and tone of the game, I transferred all text verbatim. This includes european spellings, internetspeak, "typos", misspellings, punctuation or lack thereof, etc.
Audience Guide (1-7)
Crush Fans ✅
Basic: I wanna see the cast!
- Film any cast member doing anything.
> “Love them” || “My favourites <3”

*: Where’s that good old reliable juice?
- Film one of the Crush Juice fountains. (This is the same as the one-star ‘Juice Junkies’ and ‘Crush Fans’ thirst as well as the basic ‘Conspiracy Theorists’ and ‘Activists’ thirst)
> “There’s the juice!” || “Drinking some juice soda right now !”

**: They should switch the camera up
- Film the around the house from different angles. (i.e. Change positions to film from above, below, over in the water, while moving or at a tilt, from the balcony, etc.). These shots don’t need to include the cast.
> “OOo yes!” || “My perception of the space has shifted!”

***: they move fast on this show. I wanna see it
- Film two cast members changing their relationship status (becoming a couple, enemies, or friends). It seems like this is easier to trigger during 1-on-1 interactions and there have been times when it doesn’t happen. If you're just trying to check every box, you can usually get this one in the first episode by following around the cast as their relationships evolve from strangers to... really anything. It may also trigger during some other interactions.
> "how long till they change again lol" || "This cast is so DYNAMIC i LOVE it"

Drama Queens ✅
Basic: I wanna see them DEJECTED
- Film a cast member’s face during or after having a negative interaction with another cast member. They don’t need to be frowning per se, and this might trigger sometimes ever after positive interactions. It’s not a hard one to trigger in any case.
>“lololololol”

*: i wanna see the fighting in ART
- Film the ‘Fighting Statue’ in the garden. As early as Tuesday night of Season 1 you can purchase the ‘Fighting Statue’ in the garden for $1200. This may require that you’ve seen a fight in person to unlock.
> “AYYYY fighting art”

**: LETS SEE THAT SQUABBLIN
- Film the cast members arguing, disagreeing, or being snarky to one another.
> “They’re throwing shade like there’s no tomorrow!”

***: Where’s the ACTION
- Film two cast members fighting (physically). (Same as the ‘Activists’ two-star thirst)
> “OHHHHH YEAHHHHHH” || “LETS GOO”

Film Students ✅
Basic: I wanna feel HIGH
- Film members of the cast from above (Balconies are great for this)
> “THIS IS CINEMA”

*: I just really wanna feel locked in
- Use the lock-on button to follow a cast member or group of cast members
> “The camerawoman must be very skilled” || “Interesting technique, almost orbital…”

**: I wanna feel OFF KILTER
- While holding the lock-on button, tilt the camera to the left or right and film at an angle.
> “GREAT use of a dutch angle.” || “Leaning feels so mysterious so… avant garde”

***: I’m not *feeling* their emotions enough
- Film an extreme closeup of someone’s face while they’re expressing an emotion.
> “More like every frame a portrait”

Voyeurs ✅
Basic: i like it when they don’t notice us lol
- Film a member of the cast from a distance of about 10-15 feet or more.
> “goood good. not too close”

*: i wish they were isolated
- Film a member of the cast alone.
> “I feel like a security camera rn”

**: want to peer at them where no one can see
- If you jump onto the beach umbrellas by the pool, you can make your way behind the awning with three hearts on it. From there you can see into the dressing room and bathroom, into the living room, or look through the hearts onto the deck and pool area. Film cast members/interactions from this vantage point.
> “Perfect, unknowable, love” || “Beautiful spot for hiding and peeking”

***: they probably look so sweet asleep
- Film a cast member sleeping. Cast members will occasionally nap poolside in one of the chairs, film them here.
> “shhhh don’t wake them”

Suburban Moms ✅
Basic: ugh the kids need me to cook tonight
- Film the bowl of fruit in the kitchen.
> “wish my kids could eat that instead LOL”

*: They need music for the mood LOL
- Film around the house while “Close Quarters Love [feat. DJ CCCex]” is playing. The cast needn’t be in the frame. (This is the same as the one-star thirst for the ‘Sexy Seekers’ audience.)
> “THIS is what I need”

**: Where’s that attractive monsieur at LOL
- Film Emile.
> “I may not speak french, but i’m fluent in other languages” || “TAKE ME EMILE!!!”

***: So many sexy singles in the house!
- Film cast members as they couple up/are making out. (Similar to the ‘Sexy Seekers’ three-star thirst). I think you can also get this one if you film certain cast members together with the ‘Peach pillow’ that can be bought for $690 in Season 1, Available as soon as Thursday night. I've had it work with Alex in particular when he was single.
> “Ohh la la!! Some sexiness finally!!” || "this pleases me in all the right ways"

Landscaping Lovers ✅
Basic: Any plants around the house?
- Film any potted or naturally growing plants.
> “Love some proper foliage”

*: Any prickly pears in bloom?
- Around the property there are potted cacti with purple flowers. Film one of these. (There are 3 in total, 2 near the pool and 1 on the deck behind the reading nook/gym area).
> “That BEAUTIFUL juicy flower”

**: Could we see the garden from behind the well?
- Go into the garden and film from in the corner behind the well. With low zoom you can usually catch most of the garden to the left and on the far wall towards the deck.
> “Beautiful garden…”

***: please will SOMEONE water the plants? (T)
- As early as Wednesday night of Season 1 you’ll be able to buy the watering can prop in the garden. It costs $700. From there, film a cast member using it to water any of the plants in the garden or the pool area.
> “Yessss we love hydration” || “That’s how you care for your yard!”

The Wholesome ✅
Basic: Love should be bright and pink!
- Film a fairly close shot of one (or all of) the three pink hearts on/above the awning in the area with the pool. This also works if you buy the ‘Neon “Love” Sign” and film it (Available for $950 as early as Thursday night of Season 1).
> “I want this sign in my house!!! <3” || “Big bold love, just right”

*: need some heartwarming conversations <3
- Film cast members having friendly conversations or complimenting one another.
> “It’s like a warm virtual hug. love it!” || “awwwww so sweet!!! <3 <3”

**: just wanna see them giggle…hehe
- Film cast members laughing together. I got this one in the garden. Occasionally a pair of cast members will walk over near the Crush Juice fountain and play a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors where they both always throw rock. In between each round they guffaw before going again. Other tips include hanging around friendly cast members, filming the cast using the karaoke machine (for $1300 as part of Joyumi's quest), or filming them at the Success slide.
> “soooo contagious!” || "i LOVE to LAUGH along!!"

***: I’m here to see friendship bloom! <3 <3
- Film cast members transitioning from any relationship type into friendship.
> “AWWW FRIENDSHIP!!!! <3 <3”
Audience Guide (8-12)
Butt Guys ✅
Basic: could film some cheeks, just sayin’
- Film any cast member’s butt.
> “good butt”

*: I don’t want to see anything but BUTT
- Film an extreme close-up of a cast member’s butt. So that there’s virtually nothing else on screen.
> “rubbing my face on the screen” || “I’m mapping the topography”

**: i have a need… six cheeks in all their glory (T)
- Film three butts at once. This one can be tricky because you must film for ~5-7 seconds. This means filming people leaving their room in a line at the beginning of a day probably won’t cut it. For similar reasons it’s hard to follow them walking around anywhere and get the shot. I’ve found success in three scenarios:
  • The first and easiest is if you buy the ‘Neon “Love” Sign’ (Available for $950 as early as Thursday night of Season 1). To view it, cast members gather near the stairs and stand facing the wall that it’s on. In my playthrough, three of the cast members stood and commented on it for a bit. Easy peasy. There are variations on this formation that happen around the house. The key is to wait until they’re standing still talking.
  • Another easy but rarer way is during a group conversation that happens by the garden pond. Two people will sit on the bench, one person will stand facing the two on the bench, and the fourth person will be standing to the right of the two seated on the bench. This has only ever happened once in my many attempts.
  • Finally, any conversation where they stand in a loose square formation (e.g. when you buy a statue and the cast gathers to look at it the next day) can work but is the most technically difficult. They don’t always gather this way but if they do it’s possible to stand directly behind a person standing in one “corner” of the square. Center on that person to the point where moving to the left or right a little catches the person to the left or right’s rear (aka you see the peach icon pop up for them). From there you can lock onto the middle person and tilt the camera so that you just barely catch all three.
> “This is the kind of TV we NEED” || “This curvature is pleasing to me.”

(In all three above cases the ‘Peach pillow’ that can be bought for $690 in Season 1, Available as soon as Thursday night, counts as a butt. Nice.)

***: Pants are a PRISON for the ASS
- Film Joyumi, Charlie, Coco, or Priscilla’s butt while one of them is in a bathing suit. Though cast members occasionally do this on their own, they’re more likely to change into bathing suits when you buy the ‘Pool Shower’ (Available for $1750 after Thursday night of Season 1) or the ‘Changing room’ (Available for $1600 after Friday night of Season 3).
> “so beautiful… so free…” || “FREE THE BUTT”

Plumbers ✅
Basic: where are the primary water features?
- Film any of the following: The pond in the garden, the pool, or the aquarium.
> “Love some good water”

*: how do they wash up?
- Film the sink in the upstairs changing room area, the kitchen, or the basement.
> “Decent enough”

**: where are the classics at?
- Film the toilet in the upstairs bathroom or in the basement. (Same as ‘The Motion Sick’ two-star thirst, the ‘Sybarites’ three-star, and the ‘Schadenfreuders’ one-star thirst)
> “Good pressure… good build…”

***: But what about the pipes in the basement?
- Film the pipes on the wall above the back door in your basement room.
> “Ah yes! Good work on the basement pipes.”

(You can get the one-star, two-star, and three-star thirsts at the same time by filming the corner of your room in the basement with the pipes, toilet, and sink.)

Sexy Seekers ✅
Basic: Any hot art?
- Film the ‘Kissing Statue’. It’s available to buy as early as Friday night of Season 1 for $1200.
> “mmmmmmh… hot” || “sexy”

*: Where’s the SEXY MUSIC
- Film around the house while “Close Quarters Love [feat. DJ CCCex]” is playing. The cast needn’t be in the frame. (This is the same as the one-star thirst for the ‘Suburban Moms’ audience.)
> “swoons” || “hot hot hot hot HOT HOT HOT HOT”

**: Where’s the FLIRTING. Where’s the ROMANCE
- Film cast members flirting. This can happen between friends, enemies, or strangers so pay attention to how the conversation starts. If one person is being rude and the other person is being friendly, there’s a good chance their relationship status is about to change.
> “humina humina” || “OoooOOOOooo look at them GO”

***: When they kissing???
- Film two cast members kissing. (Similar to the ‘Suburban Moms’ three-star thirst)
> “AWWWWW” || “HOT”

Girls For Girls ✅
Basic: have they considered women
- Film any female cast member.
> “heyyyy ladies” || “<3 <3 <3 <3”

*: i wanna be in her ORBIT
- Lock on for a somewhat close shot of any female cast member. (Literally ‘orbiting’ her is not necessary but is probably a callback to the one-star ‘Film Students’ thirst completion text)
> “making some horrific fan art about this rn” || “mmmmm woman”

**: i’ll settle for gal pals
- Film two female cast members becoming friends.
> “awwww cute! love them” || "they should do more buttt this is fine"

***: what if women… what if they…
- Film two female cast members making out/coupling up.
>

Musicians ✅
Basic: I wanna SEE the music
- Film the karaoke machine or saxophone on stage. This can be bought after starting Joyumi or
Veer's task. The machine (or sax) is available the next night for $1300. Once it’s set up, you just need to film it.
“I LOVE THE WAY MUSIC LOOKS”

*: I wanna feel like a star! Film from the stage
- Film from the stage on the back deck. No cast need to be in the shot.
> “So THIS is what fame is like!”

**: I wish the music matched the mood
- RnB + Romance = ART | Film people kissing, flirting, or being romantic when “Close Quarters Love [feat. DJ CCCex]” is playing. One easy way to do this is to make sure the right song is playing the morning after buying the ‘Kissing Statue’ for the garden (Available as early as Friday night of Season 1 for $1200). Cast members will often kiss and sometimes couple up. Weirdly this also worked for me when playing the song and filming the cast in front of the ‘Dog statue’ in the living room for the first time (Available after Tuesday in Season 2 for $850), Emile was being sentimental.
- Punk Rock + Drama = ART | Film people fighting when people are arguing or fighting while ‘At the Crush House [feat. Sckweze]’ is playing.
- Ska + Cringe = ART | Film an awkward moment between two cast members while 'Forth W4v3 [feat. The Chronchies]' is playing.
> “It’s MAGICAL”

(With all the above two-star options, I've found that if you can anticipate whether or not people are going to fight, kiss, or what have you it's pretty easy to jog over to the stage and change the song. Additionally, since the same song plays for the whole segment of a given day, if you expect a couple to make out or something like that, you can just change the music first thing and follow the couple around)

***: I want live music, not precanned stuff (T)
- This is easiest to film when completing Joyumi or Veer’s specific missions. In both cases, the relevant cast member will get on stage and perform for the others. The other time I’ve seen it is when you first buy the karaoke machine (Available the night after accepting Joyumi’s task for $1300). The cast will eventually gather to sing an impromptu song. *mic drop*
> “YEAHHHHHH”
Audience Guide (13-20)
Schadenfreuders ✅
Basic: the cameraman should make ppl barf lol
- Continuously film while running.
> “HAHAH HOPE ALL THE LOSERS WATCHING ARE BARFIN” || “folkjsadhfowe lame nerds couldn’t handle it”

*: where do they piss in this place?
- Film the toilet in the upstairs bathroom or the basement. (Same as ‘The Motion Sick’ two-star thirst, the ‘Sybarites’ three-star, and the ‘Plumbers’ two-star thirst)
> “POOPY POOP POOp”

**: where’s that cringe content
- Film an awkward conversation. Usually, these are conversations where one person is scratching their head embarrassed or clueless and the other is setting a boundary. I’ve seen it happen in cases where people become friends and enemies both. More specifically, I think these are moments where someone tries to change the relationship to friends, flirting, or couple and the other person redirects or isn’t on the same page.
> “wooooo! god there idiots”

***: breakups arn’t real, tv love is always fake
- Film a couple breaking up. This can happen when couples are fighting alone but also when there are three or four people in a group that includes a couple.
> “see! they can’t even love each other”

Teenagers ✅
Basic: lol boobs lol ♥♥♥♥♥ lol
- Film a Chorby’s nose, the mermaid statue in the upstairs dressing room (Can be purchased from Tuesday night of Season 2 for $690), or the 3 cacti that form a penis-like shape in the garden, next to the stairs by the Success slide.
> “do they know???? lmao” || “lol”

*: skate videos are cool this should sound like skate
- Film anywhere while ‘At the Crush House [feat. Sckweze]’ is playing.
> “I’m headbanging rn”

**: They’re all wearing too MUCH
- Film a cast member in their swimsuit.
> “swimbsuits…”

***: lol what if we saw them showering lol (T)
- Film a cast member using the ‘Pool Shower’ prop. As early as Thursday night of Season 1, the ‘Pool Shower’ prop is available to purchase for $1750.
>

Art Collectors ✅
Basic: Show us the art!
- Film any piece of art. In the dining room, there is a ‘Crush House’ poster that satisfies this requirement. There are also pieces of art in the living room on the shelves on either side of the room.
> “Now THAT’S art”

*: There’s got to be more art to see
- Film two or more pieces of art at once. The living room shelf on the left has a pink hand and portrait of a smiling pink humanoid that are easy to capture in a single shot. It’s also pretty easy to do if you have more than one garden statue by this point.
> “Great technique on both pieces”

**: I want to see the details in the pieces
- Film a close-up of any piece of art. The dining room poster works for this as do the pieces in the living room.
> “What material are we thinking that is?”

***: What about architectural beauty
- Film a wide shot of the Crush House. I did this standing in the garden so that the well in the corner is right behind you. That or near where you stand when the cast arrives by the pool. Get the entire house in the frame.
> “A beautiful home for beautiful art” || “Those strong lines and gentle curves”

The Motion Sick ✅
Basic: camera moving too much
- Film without moving the camera for about 5 or 6 seconds. (Same as ‘Slow TV Fans’ basic thirst)
> “Doesn’t hurt to look at now”

*: too much going on make them go away
- Film without any cast members in frame. (Same as ‘Slow TV Fans’ two-star thirst)
> “I can breathe again!” || “Nice and serene…”

**: Where could I barf…
- Film the toilet in the upstairs bathroom or the basement. (Same as ‘Schadenfreuders’ one-star thirst, the ‘Sybarites’ three-star, and the ‘Plumbers’ two-star thirst)
> “I feeeel better”

***: pure black screen make feel better
- Film the ‘Pure Black Painting’. As early as Tuesday night of Season 1 you can buy the ‘Pure Black Painting’ in the upstairs dressing room for $710. Film a close-up of this. (Also satisfies the ‘Art Collectors’ two-star thirst)
> “No movement! No colour! Just comfort!” || “Now THIS is quality television”

Nursing Home Residents ✅
Basic: it must hurt standing so much
- Film a cast member sitting or laying down.
> “i like sitting with my friends”

*: why is my music not playing
- Film anything while ‘Malibu Breeze [feat. Rushie Valentine]’ is playing.
> “this is better!!!!!1!!1!”

**: are there nice girls in this
- Film Charlie.
> “She reminds me of my sweetheart granddaughter!”

***: havnt hugged my kids in decades <3
- Film two cast members hugging. If you’re having trouble with this and haven’t yet bought the ‘Hugging statue’ for $1200 in Season 2, try buying it and following the cast to it.
> “I’m too frail for that now. But I enjoy seeing it”

Libertarians ✅
Basic: Need something FIERY to OWN the LIBS
- Film any open flame. (Same as basic ‘Pyromaniac’ thirst)
> “Now that’s *freedom*”

*: Where’s a man who understands FREEDOM
- Film Gunther.
> “He has that girth…”

**: OSHA CANT STOP YOU GO BIG
- Film the ‘Precarious Chandelier’ prop. This is available for purchase as soon as Friday night of Season 2 for $1470. Once you buy it, film it.
> “The libs are SO owned rn”

***: Laws don’t APPLY on TV LIBS
- Film a cast member smoking. Alex and Diya will do this from time to time. Possibly others but these two for sure.
> "sick"

Pyromaniacs ✅
Basic: I’m yearnin’ for some burnin’
- Film any open flame. (Same as basic ‘Libertarian’ thirst)
> “Call me a moth cause I’m DRAWN to the flame”

*: they need something to warm up too
- Film the big fire underneath the Success Slide on the deck.
> “Beautiful flame… engulfing them” || “Lean in, lean closer”

**: is there a little man with a big flame?
- Film the garden gnome with a flamethrower. As early as Wednesday night of Season 2 you can buy the ‘Gnome With Flamethrower’ for $510. Film it.
> “Wish he were real”

***: This isn’t DANGEROUS enough…
- Film someone so that they’re visually (not necessarily physically) close to the big fire under the slide. They don’t actually have to be near, just oriented in the frame so that they appear near to the flame. (e.g., in one case I got it to work when Gunther was in the dining room and I was positioned on the couch side of the big fire)
> “Just a little closer…” || “So close to our goals…”

Pharologists ✅
Basic: Looking to the horizon, hoping for a glimpse
- Film any lighthouse.
> “As tall, bright, and handsome as they come”

*: What’s a queen without a crowd of admirers?
- Film a lighthouse while people are standing in the frame. They don't need to be looking at the lighthouse.
> “Humanity with the light… makes you think” || “Like moths to a flame… but like good”

**: imagine… two lighthouses…
- Film a shot with two lighthouses. There are three possible lighthouses in the Crush House. The fishtank lighthouse (As early as Wednesday night of Season 4 you can buy the ‘aquarium lighthouse’ for $670), the garden lighthouse (As early as Monday night of Season 3 you can buy the ‘garden lighthouse’ for $720), and the ocean lighthouse. Any two of these can be in the shot for this to count.
> “I just think they’re neat :))”

***: I want her cut against sun and sea
- Film the silhouette of the ocean or garden lighthouse after sunset (during the last part of the day before the end of the episode for that day).
> “Framing this and putting it on my wall”
Audience Guide (21-27)
Fish Freaks ✅
Basic: Anything fishy around here?
- Film the mermaid statue (Available to purchase as early as Tuesday night of Season 2 for $690) in the dressing room upstairs.
> “THERE SHE IS” || “What a beaut!”

*: Any of these landlubbers got NET
- Film Coco’s top or (for some reason) Ayo’s butt.
> “They respect our seas”

**: I wanna see the fish’s home… my home
- Film the ocean. You may need to point specifically at the beach/shoreline.
> “It’s so beautiful…” || “I dedicate my life to her”

***: Are there real fish on this show?
- Film the fish in the aquarium. As early as Friday night of Season 2 you can fill the aquarium with fish for $880. Film them.
> “REAL FISH, BEAUTIFUL”

Slow TV Fans ✅
Basic: what if… the camera… didn’t move at all lol
- Film without moving the camera for about 5 or 6 seconds. (Same as ‘The Motion Sick’ basic thirst)
> “Yeahhhhhhhh nice” || “This is a vibe”

*: get close to the ground, be stable
- Film from a low angle while crouching. You don’t need to stay still for this shot.
> “I feel so… grounded…”

**: people just clog up the view imo
- Film without any cast members in frame. (Same as ‘The Motion Sick’ one-star thirst)
> “Now THIS is television”

***: wish we could just be in the forest
- Film a closeup of the trees just outside the fence in the back garden. To the point that the canopy fills up the screen with green leaves.
> “Like a green ocean…”

Divorced Dads ✅
Basic: Any stuff for guys here?
- Film one of the following: Any gym equipment, The ‘Dog statue’ (Can be bought after Tuesday night of Season 2 for $850), the ‘Grill’ (Can be bought after Tuesday night of Season 3 for $1150)
> “Feels like home…”

*: think any of these guys have guy friends?
- Film at least two male cast members having friendly conversations or hanging out as friends.
> “I’m glad they can talk to each other…”

**: You know what I love? BBQ
- Film a cast member cooking either in the kitchen or on the ‘Grill’ (Can be bought after Tuesday night of Season 3 for $1150).
> “Grilling makes me strong… like I can move on” || "We should all grill sometime"

***: Wish I could cry lol…
- Film a male cast member crying. This seems super rare so I’ll mention the two times it happened. The first was with Emile after I bought the karaoke machine (This can be bought the night after starting Joyumi's task for $1300). He sang with the group and then cried a little while talking at the end. The second was with Alex at the end of a season where we made it to the Success Slide. As everyone was reflecting on the journey so far, he cried for long enough that the thirst icon showed up.
> “i miss my wife guys…” || "oh guys im bawling rn"

Foodies ✅
Basic: What grub do these people eat?
- Film any food or one of the food-related props (including the orange and lime shaped pool floats). The bowl of fruit on the kitchen counter works for this one.
> “Wish I could eat it…”

*: Get me closer to that FOOD!
- Film a close-up of food. The easiest way to do this is to film a close-up of the bowl of fruit on the table in the kitchen.
> “Licking my screen rn”

**: …do they actually eat here?
- Film a cast member eating. They occasionally stand alone somewhere and pull out a burger.
> "Monchin' and Cronchin' babyyyy"

***: Do you think they know how to cook? (T)
- Film a cast member cooking. This usually happens in the kitchen, but can also happen on the ‘Grill’ prop in the garden (Can be bought after Tuesday night of Season 3 for $1150).
> "It's nice that they're trying!"

Gym Rats ✅
Basic: How does anyone get RIPPED here?
- Film exercise equipment or gym-related props.
> “Wish I could pump that IRON” || "THATS SOME GOOD METAL RIGHT THERE"

*: need MUSIC to get HARD to
Film anywhere on the property while playing ‘Uneven Tan [feat. Ribkrack]’.
> "I'm flexing rn"

**: Why is no one PUMPING
- Film a cast member working out.
> "I'm doing it with them... pump for pump"

***: These BROS need PUMP BROS (T)
- Film two cast members working out together. This is marked with T because you may need to purchase the indoor or outdoor gym equipment to facilitate co-bro-lifting. The people don't have to work out together as long as two people working out are in the same shot (e.g. - I got a shot with Gunther lifting in the pool area after buying the outdoor set and Milo in the upstairs loft)
> "PUMP PUMP PUMP"

Juice Junkies ✅
Basic: Where’s that JUICE
Film a can of Crush Juice. There are some on top of every Crush Juice fountain, in the upstairs dressing room, the small poolside table by the chair, the kitchen counter, and some on the glass table in the living room’s conversation pit.
> “I wanna drink it so bad”

*: How do they get enough juice?
Film one of the Crush Juice fountains. (This is the same as the one-star ‘Crush Fans’ thirst and the basic ‘Conspiracy Theorists’ thirst)
> “Good to know they can always get more”

**: Why aren’t they drinking juice :(
- Film a cast member drinking Crush Juice. Aside from the first day of each season, cast members randomly will pull out a can to drink while alone. There’s also an interaction that can happen in the kitchen between cast members near the Crush Juice fountain. One will be binge drinking CJ while the other warns them about a stomach ache. For me this happened with Alex and Ayo.
> “They need the juice :)”

***: They should all drink juice together
- This is arguably one of the most difficult thirsts to quench. In theory, the best way to go about it would be to wait until the season after you unlock this audience. The first day of the season always involves the cast drinking cans of Crush Juice together right after arriving (product placement ftw, but also…). One strategy may be to refresh (‘Quit to Title’ and restart the day) on these mornings until the Juice Junkies are in your audience, but in the 30+ hours I’ve played the reload method has never manifested the right audience despite working in other situations. That aside group drinking has never happened for me period outside of that season opener, not even on days when I didn’t have the audience. It’s possible that the best way to do this is to try and catch two people drinking at the same time in frame even if they aren’t technically together. Either way, good luck.
>

Sybarites ✅
Basic: They should invest in only the finest items
- Film something that cost over $1000.
> “We love to see money on screen”

*: This music isn’t rich enough for my blood
- Film anywhere while ‘spil [feat. Andromediea]’ is playing. This is unlocked sometime after Season 3 and may be based on your success satisfying your audience up to that point.
> “A much improved sonic experience”

**: Where is that classy woman?
- Film Joyumi.
> "Joyumi. A woman of taste!"

***: Is there a throne on the premises?
- Film the toilet in the upstairs bathroom. (Same as ‘The Motion Sick’ two-star thirst, the ‘Schadenfreuders’ one-star, and the ‘Plumbers’ two-star thirst)
> “A porcelain throne… fit for a king…”
Audience Guide (28-35)
The Activists ✅
Basic: something is UP with the juice
- Film a Crush Juice fountain.
> “they shouldn’t be ingesting that”

*: is Priscilla in this one?
- Film Priscilla.
> “She shouldn’t be here!”

**: would the camerawoman break up a fight?
- Film two cast members fighting (physically). (Same as the ‘Drama Queens’ three-star thirst)
> “there’s just no safety crew on this set”

***: people only cry under extreme duress…
- Film a cast member crying. This is pretty rare but I've seen it happen most often at the season's end when people are talking in front of the Success slide.
> "it is NOT ok to broadcast their distress!!!"

Cynics ✅
Basic: probs too cheap to get real sponsorship
- Film a Chorby.
> “thats an abomination”

*: the relationships here seem fake
- Film two cast members making out/coupling up, or that are in a relationship already.
> “FAKE probs don’t even like each other”

**: some of this seems soooo fake
- Film the inside of the well in the garden.
> "bet the fish are fake too"

***: what happens when this ends?
- Film the ending sequence involving the Success Slide.
> “none of this matters”

The Mega Fans ✅
Basic: Where’s that ICONIC Crush House decor
- Film one of the following: The Crush House poster hanging above the dining room, The Success Slide, the Neon Crush House sign hanging near the top of the building on the pool side, the rainbow Crush House décor/signage in the pool area by the brown chairs with pink pillows.
> “I LOVE it”

*: Where do you think this Camerawoman lives?
- Film your room downstairs.
> “AHHHHH SECRETS”

**: I love that *special character stuff they do
- Film a cast member during certain prop interactions. One relatively common example of this is catching someone lifting weights or in the Reading Nook (Available for $840 mid/late Season 1).
> "I've never seen this live before!!!"

***: I need to see them go down the SUCCESS SLIDE
- Film a cast member going down the Success Slide.
> “This is what it’s all about!”

Spiral Seekers ✅
Basic: Spiral goes up, brings life with it
- Film the spiral of the Crush Juice fountain.
> “bathed in the flow…”

*: Spiral goes down, brings life with it…
- Film the Success Slide. (Same as the ‘Conspiracy Theorists’ one-star thirst)
> “Beautiful holy spiral…”

**: Secret spirals, just for us
- Film the tops of the pool area umbrellas.
> “Praise be!”

***: Beautiful floor spiral, seen from above…
- Film the floor of the living room’s conversation pit from the roof. It’s possible to get onto the roof of the building before the end of the season if you jump first onto the pool umbrellas, then to the awning with hearts, then from the top of the hearts to the roof. It’s tricky but possible as your character will pull themselves up when you get close enough (remember that you can hold the jump button down to jump higher, you also jump higher when you get a running start). Whether you do it this way or wait until the end, on the roof above the conversation pit there is a glass ceiling. Filming from above into this space will satisfy the thirst.
> “The show praises the spiral with us…”

Foot Fans ✅
Basic: why not feet
- Film any cast member’s feet.
> “sick”

*: make feet big
- Film an extreme close-up of any cast member’s feet.
> “mmm feet”

**: stop covering the feet
- Film a member of the cast without covered shoes on. The easiest way to do this is to film Bea’s feet because she wears sandals by default. Otherwise, this is easy to do when cast members change into their bathing suits/swimwear. Though cast members occasionally do this on their own, they’re more likely to change into bathing suits when you buy the ‘Pool Shower’ (Available for $1750 after Thursday night of Season 1) or the ‘Changing room’ (Available for $1600 after Friday night of Season 3).
> “look at those TOES”

***: feet feet feet feet feet feet feet feet
- Film everyone’s feet at the same time. Easier to do during group events such as on Mondays when they stand around drinking Crush Juice, after adding certain new props like the outdoor statues, or when you add the dance floor. Worst case scenario, at the end of a successful season they stand around the slide in a way that makes catching all feet pretty easy.
> “SO MUCH FEET” || "FEET"

Conspiracy Theorists ✅
Basic: SOMETHING is UP with the JUICE
- Film one of the Crush Juice fountains. (This is the same as the one-star ‘Juice Junkies’ thirst as well as the one-star ‘Crush Fans’ thirst)
> “Glowing and edible? That’s not terrestrial…”

*: I’m cooking up some theories on the slide
- Film the Success Slide from any angle. (Same as the ‘Spiral Seekers’ one-star thirst)
> “It must go SOMEWHERE… right?” || “It’s so intestinal… maybe organic matter?”

**: How do they broadcast this?
- Film the antenna/satellite dish on the hill behind the Crush House from anywhere. (This is the same as one-star ‘Glitched’ thirst)
> “False flag I think, it’s too obvious”

***: They’re hiding the truth in plain sight…
- Film a Chorby doll while it’s moving. The most consistent way I’ve been able to do this is to stand outside in the doorway next to the Crush Juice fountain in the pool area and film the Chorby in the dining room on the shelf (The one you install after your first day). It doesn’t always move but if you see it blinking and its ears wiggling it will eventually start moving side to side. It may help to just look at it from the doorway until you see the signs before raising the camera. Film this.
> “ITS MOVING??? ALIEN SCUM” || “THEY’RE REAL!!! THEY’RE WATCHING US”

Glitched ✅
Basic: lightlight? cantseewithoutlightlight
- Film a flashlight on the awning in the pool area. The flashlight is hidden behind one of the hearts and can be viewed either by filming from inside of the bathroom looking out onto the space behind the hearts, or by climbing up there using the pool umbrellas.
> “lightlightlightlight thankyou”

*: signalsignalssignals
- Film the antenna/satellite dish on the hill behind the Crush House from anywhere. (This is the same as two-star ‘Conspiracy Theorists’ thirst)
> “mewhenime”

**: upfarupfar bettrsignal
- Film from the roof of the Crush House. It’s possible to get onto the roof of the building before the end of the season if you jump first onto the pool umbrellas, then to the awning with hearts, then from the top of the hearts to the roof. It’s tricky but possible as your character will pull themselves up when you get close enough (remember that you can hold the jump button down to jump higher, you also jump higher when you get a running start).
> “betterbetterbetterbetter”

***: Attempting to check calend~~~~
- Film the screen of your computer in the basement, which displays the date.
> “Thank you! It is [Season] [Day]”

Boyz 4 Boyz ✅
Basic: Show me the boys!!!
- Film any male cast member.
> “<3 <3 <3 <3” || "Ooo actually??? cute"

*: Don’t leave his side cameralady!
- Lock onto a male character and film up close.
> “Taking photos for my shrine rn” || "I just love his nasty lil bod"

**: These lads better not be too toxic
- Film two male cast members becoming friends.
> “Awwwww!!! Good for them love it” || "Boys being buds <3"

***: Need some man on man action !!!
- Film two male cast members making out/coupling up.
>
Final Notes
I'll use this section to add anything that didn't fit in the guide itself.

  • Some interactions are easier to film when the cast is all the same sex. Divorced Dads and Boyz 4 Boyz will be easier all male casts, while Girls For Girls will be easier with a cast full of women. Though it’s implied that some characters are non-binary, this doesn’t seem to matter in terms of the audience thirsts.
  • The garden statues seem to function as ways to guarantee a certain kind of interaction between cast members. They always fight when gathering by the fighting statue, hug by the hugging statue, kiss by the kissing statue, etc. One strategy may be to wait on buying them until you are late in a season and trying to trigger one of these interactions.
Conclusion
Alright! That's everything I have. Thanks for reading and hope you found this information helpful for nailing your next playthrough.
11 Comments
cametc_ 25 Mar @ 12:17pm 
Thanks for this!!
KaoruHare 14 Nov, 2024 @ 3:13pm 
"*: Any of these landlubbers got NET
- Film Coco’s top or (for some reason) Ayo’s butt."

This made me laugh, but I just wanted to say that the reason you get the "NET" response for this is because Ayo's thong peaks out over the top of her pants. It's "Fishy" because when your thong pokes out like that, it's known as a "Whale Tail". It's not "Net" related, but it's a fish thing from one of the cast members.

You aren't filming her "butt" you're filming her whale tail. /giggle
wretched jester 16 Oct, 2024 @ 1:02am 
I got the one star divorced dads 'feels like home' response after filming the barbell set in the garden as well! Thanks for the guide, especially the tips about the glitched; had no idea what they wanted before
Potpourri  [author] 23 Sep, 2024 @ 10:11am 
@baja blast enthusiast. You’re welcome! Glad it’s useful to you ^^
Potpourri  [author] 23 Sep, 2024 @ 10:10am 
@majah. Have you tried it the other way round? Start filming and then hit the run button?
maja 20 Sep, 2024 @ 10:30am 
how do you film while running? i can run, but as soon as i put the camera up, it stops :/
baja blast enthusiast 15 Sep, 2024 @ 8:39pm 
thank you for this!! i couldn't find a single guide besides this one that wasn't just vague statements about what audiences wanted.
fivedollardare 24 Aug, 2024 @ 7:36pm 
For "Any of these landlubbers got NET", the reason filming Ayo's butt gets you points is because she has a thong showing above the waistband of her pants - a "whale tail" . I had a good laugh when I realized what was happening there.
Potpourri  [author] 19 Aug, 2024 @ 8:28pm 
@lawhan Amazing! Added~ Thanks so much and glad to hear you found it helpful. Edit: Oh no! I accidentally deleted the comment when trying to delete my own when the heart emoji didn't work. I'm so sorry! For anyone reading, this person gave a great tip for an additional way to satisfy the Basic Teenager's thirst!
Potpourri  [author] 19 Aug, 2024 @ 3:52pm 
@dramadra That sounds great! Permission granted. Thanks for the credit.