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From the River to the Sea: How to invade your neighbors!
By Eagle Scout
in this guide, i will show you, from the humble plot where you begin your adventure, where and how to invade lesser shopkeepers, and teach you how to put those subhumans in their place with force and fear of force. All you need to do is learn to swim...
   
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part 1: orienting yourself and terms used
Firstly, i shall clarify some terms, in the form of the landnav N.I.G.G.A method (not joking, that was a paid course name. whoever named it did a good job at teaching maps, but a horrible job at naming stuff).

In layman terms: Navigate, Investigate, Gather, Go, Assist.

to explain how it works:

Navigate: find where you are on a map (in this case in game map) by knowing where you start. in this example, we refer to pop pops shop plot

Investigate nearby without going too far, look for improvised landmarks, such as teleport beacons, ronin encampments, ect.

Gather stuff you need to mark your route if you have a lesser memory, or if you are tired while doing this.

Go forth on your trek/path/whatever you are doing, and do not hesitate, but always keep aware of whats around, and make mental notes of if you see something odd you can use as a reference. such as a crab coven by a river in this game. make note of which way it is, to left or right, and if coming other way, it will be on other side.

assist does not matter atm, no need to help people in game, and its solo game


At the start of this guide, it is assumed you are currently at pop pops shop plot, facing rear of plot

to begin, you should be at pop pops shop plot and facing rear, which points to the sea.
Part 2: Crappy Maps, Notes, and Guidance

from this image, you see it is a straight path to the invasion island (tm), from which you will be able to bring glory to yourself and your shop. you need simply cross a river and swim the sea to get to the island shore from the beach near the shop.

On the tippy top of this forgotten island is a path to a random subhuman native who will use his vile witchcraft to bring you to an invasion of another world. be aware of the following when you invade:

maximum destruction is annoying only to the victim. i like ravishing others shops in game sometimes, but my personal preference is to only attack the targets unless they are idiots or children, but to each his own.

You get a special coin for each invasion. they don't do anything at the moment except sell for 100 dollars in game each, which is way worse than false president 45 was at his own job. that is a hard thing to accomplish.

There can only be invasions if people set their games to allow it.
2 Comments
Eagle Scout  [author] 23 Jan @ 11:32am 
i noticed -_-
Fulairza 23 Jan @ 9:43am 
That false president comment didn't age well lmao.