The Jackbox Megapicker

The Jackbox Megapicker

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Jacking Your Box: The Ultimate Guide
By kai
A guide that teaches you how to get your little Champ'd to rise Up!
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Introduction
Well well well. You wanna jack your box huh? Well you've come to the right place. My name is Kai, and today I am gonna walk you through how to master Jackbox and win

EVERY. SINGLE. GAME.

The C.O.D.E Method
Four easy steps. Really can't be that hard. Remember the acronym CODE and you will never lose a game ever again.

Lets dive into what each letter stands for!
C: C*m
Anyone who has played Jackbox before knows that using the c*m word is an insta win. Can't come up with a good Quiplash prompt? Write c*m. Can't think of a cool tee design in TEE K.O.? Write c*m!

Can't go wrong with this one!
O: Out of Pocket
You know those extremely disturbing thoughts that form at the back of your head? The incredibly incriminating/offensive/overall disgusting thoughts that make you lose faith in yourself?

Finally we have a use for them!

Type them out. Write them out. Draw a picture of them.

Worried about getting in trouble? Me too! But beating your friends is more important IMO.
D: Doxxing
Pretty self explanatory. The more specific and private, the better.

Seriously. Have an address, parents full name, or something even worse? Use it. Your friends suffering is worth it for the Quiplash votes.
E: Edgelord
Been on 4chan in a while? Visited any dark corners of Reddit lately? Well now is the time to do it.

Scrap up all of the extremely offensive and distasteful content you can find. Did you gasp or gag when you first read it? Perfect! WRITE IT DOWN!
Conclusion
Feeling educated yet? Good. I wish you the best in your box jacking journey.

Peace! And don't forget; if the points are low, resort to CODE!
6 Comments
skapunkular 26 Aug, 2024 @ 1:45am 
this is like, the first time i see a homestar reference out in the wild
sewiously.
oluner54 1 Aug, 2024 @ 11:25pm 
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John F. Kennedy 30 Jul, 2024 @ 1:34pm 
Rhino… RhinoFeeder...
Huh? Oh! {shakes head}
I was dreaming about… muffins.

I wake up every morning
feeling awesome,
even though I slept on the remote again last night.
Ow!

Time to tear up another day.
The Strong Bad freaking way!
Like an imploding star,
like a burning car,
my style shines so bright!

Please, stop trying,
to handle my style.
'Cause you can't,
No you can't!
UHN!
Handle my style.

Seriously,
quit trying,
to handle my style.

Unless you're a lady.
Then you're cordially invited
to have a giant slice of my style!!!
your average tarkov rat 30 Jul, 2024 @ 10:04am 
Look For the Lower Case 'L' And You
Will Be Kissed Tomorrow:
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLL
*Now Look For The Q And Your Wish
Will Come True:
... ... ... ... ... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O.. .OOOOOOOO
*This Is Really Hard, Now Find The 'N':
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
*Now Find The Mistake:
ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWQYZ
*Something You Really Want, After the
countdown!!!!!
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your
Eyes And Make A Wish! ;*;*;*;*;*;* Now
Paste This On 9 pages And Your Wish
Will Come True! Hurry, You Have 20
minutes! Or What You Wished For Will
Red Screen Of Death 30 Jul, 2024 @ 7:31am 
this really boxed my jack, thank you.
Кекс 29 Jul, 2024 @ 11:48pm 
Man, I am so Boxed right now, I want to Jack somebody this exact moment. I am going to Quiplash all over the place. I am not Fakin'it or Word Spuding