- piss on him
- make him mad by putting your satsuma on his driveway
- throw stuff at him
- kidnap him
- steal the ferndale
- dump crap from the craptruck on his driveway
- steal the car parts from around the repair shop
- point the middle finger at him
- crash the ferndale
- swear at him
- buy everything so he has to work to death


- give me steam points to feed my family please