Granny
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easiest way to escape granny's house
By Jäger
sick of having to run around everywhere to escape? don't worry there's an easier way!
   
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step 1
find the hammer, which should be in just about any location.
step 2
find any window in the house. not the window that you can jump out of. a ground floor window is the best option.
step 3
use the hammer to smash the window open, then jump out of the window to escape.
step 4
run until you find the road, then find your way back home.
step 5
go to bed once you arrive home.



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8 Comments
Jäger  [author] 26 Jul @ 10:52am 
It's a shitpost.
Angelene Spider 26 Jul @ 6:52am 
That's a lie. The main door, and the car, and the pipe is the escape way.
FallenPlayr 20 Jul @ 2:46pm 
it is a never-ending loop lol
Burger Man 28 Dec, 2024 @ 6:21pm 
man that was a great slee- awww man this place again?
earthboy2k 22 Dec, 2024 @ 2:08am 
instructions unclear, got sent to prison for assault after bashing my grandma's head in.
DocHakon 1 Dec, 2024 @ 7:55am 
skigmibdi
rabaimor 26 Nov, 2024 @ 5:03am 
If it was me I would just climb over the barbed wire fence in the outside area, I would rather deal with barbed wire to cut myself to shreds while climbing through a broken window (also granny would hear you brake the window, so you wouldn't have much time if any to climb out).
TheChrisoOnYT 7 Aug, 2024 @ 1:24pm 
ty it helped alot