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How to Accurately Play as Richtofen
By Fajita
The long-awaited sequel to my previous guide
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Step One: Develop Mental Illness

The best way to play a crazy character is to become crazy oneself. This one's pretty simple, just spend 3 days chatting nonstop in any Youtuber's discord server (or just genshin's server). https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/ugc/2477626982783656327/3B6CFB55C8C2E70B5D3AFF7E76BF4D7A36E5B42F/?imw=256&&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false
Step Three: Use Only Text Chat
Always type "WTF" in chat and make up an excuse every time you go down. Bonus points if you try to make small talk whilst other players are unable to use text chat because they're surrounded.


https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/ugc/2477626982783683922/470E0BE0F951EF41C86E91EB512E0F31AF5BF75F/?imw=256&&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false
Step Four: Steal ALL of the Kills
Do your best to kill as many zombies as you can, not letting any teammates get any kills. However, this is less important, so if you fail to do this, it is not the end of the world.
Step Five: Waste All of Your Money
Spend points on things you know will not help you out in any way, and NEVER EVER BUY A SINGLE DOOR UNLESS IT'S THE FORBIDDEN DOOR ON KINO (you should know which one that is).


https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/ugc/2477626982783695248/5B99990A8C97D7AA844502579222FE87A38B6F55/?imw=256&&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false
Step Six: Teleport Without Your Team
Ensure that you almost never let anyone onto the teleporter before you teleport. I have a video tutorial here:

Step 7: Profit!
You've done it! You've become a proper Deutsch-bag! Now, get out there and start ruining your friendships like the mentally ill German Doctor you are!
4 Comments
Psych Ward Patient 14 Aug @ 9:05pm 
This guide is perfection
Fajita  [author] 13 Mar @ 2:51pm 
The images were showing at some point but yeah it's kinda sorta absolutely awful
awoll714 6 Mar @ 4:20am 
feels like weve played together before.....
baby asprin addict 2 Mar @ 12:24pm 
the fact none of the images show and the video doesn't work, chef's kiss.