So, you've decided to invest all your rings and emeralds into shi.tcoins-I-I mean cryptocurrencies huh? Welcome to Dr. Eggman's greatest guide to be a successful Bitcoin sca-trader!

Oh my, what's that?



You only have a mere 2000$ in your account? Well, don't you worry, with this manual you will become the new crypto king in no time!

Step one to be successful in this clicker game:
Even with all the upgrades clicking is just not as effective as investing your money into cards and mining coins that you can later sell while idling. There is no point in wearing and tearing your hand and mouse when it is completely not worthwhile.



Additionally, this clicking game has a weird cooldown on clicking in the same place, so when you click fast, on average only 1 per 2/3 of your clicks gets registered. While as I said, you probably won't use the clicking screen much, you will eventually get to the point when you will be buying hundreds of cards at once and the click cooldown bug will still persist. In this case try to slightly move your mouse while clicking - this way the game should register every click you do.

While in the late game it is not as important to sell your shi.tcoin stocks at the highest prices, in the early stages of your trading career it beneficial to know the real worth of your crypto-wealth. Prices fluctuate on the market every 30 seconds, so observe and choose the right moment to cash in.

What I will sell to you is a little tip that I, Doctor Eggman, have picked up on in my years of trading Bitcoin: the possible highs and lows of each coin!

Now, what is the best way to amass these millions of each individual coins for these achievements that are the only thing that made you install this dogwater game in the first place, huh?

Sell the coins close to their peaks shown above and then buy large amounts of the three last cards, ones mining UP, 228 and XOXO as these are the most valuable. Get, like, 1000 or 1500 or even 2000 of them if you want and then do the same with the rest of the cards.

Every 30 seconds your cards will generate coins and the market will shift prices (it will also shift prices on cards, but that quickly starts to lose any influence over "gameplay" really) So:

=>Each card mines one s.hitcoin
=>A generation takes place every 30 seconds
=>There are 360 generations in 3 hours/120 generations in 1 hour
=>3 hours of generations with 1000 cards will produce 360 000 coins
=>9 hours of generations with 1000 cards will produce 1 080 000 coins
=>4 hours of generations with 2000 cards will produce 960 000 coins

These are the example plans of going about this.

The thing is achievements are not awarded for total cards generated, but by amassing the required amount. This means that at some point you'll have to stop selling and idle for a period of time to reach a million. Once you get 1 million of some coin, you can sell it and buy more of the rest to speed the process up. You probably don't want to lose more time than you need on this s.hit.

Also buy the click upgrades at the end - there is no point in wasting the money on them if you don't even use the click screen anyway.

I hope my manual helped you in your success in the world of crypto! Remember, it doesn't matter that your wife left you, as long as you stay being the True Gamer. STAY REDPILLED.

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*{Dr. Ivo Robotnik's house was raided by The Federal Bureau of Investigations on July 26th resulting in an 6 hour standoff of him yelling obscenities at the federal agents while shirtless and intoxicated.}*

*Please uninstall this game, it's absolute s.hit and you can read me talk about it in my short review:
https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/profiles/76561198125985548/recommended/837900/