Well as you can see the first step in getting to mlg is not filling out text bars as seen above^

• below i have created a piture.
  
• noutus how i put "sample text" where some thing mainstream whould go

PAY ATTENTION THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT:
doritos taste good when u blaze it k?

therefor put doritos every where as seen bleow

People may thing MTN DEW is spelled mountain dew well thoes n00bs are ♥♥♥♥ skrub m8.

note from relible sorce (wikipidea)


 Mountain Dew (currently stylized as Mtn Dew in the United States) is a carbonated soft drink brand
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produced and owned by PepsiCo.


see m8 MTN DEW is correct amaricanese. k?

mtn dew is like like the fountain of youth to mlg'ers to be mlg ur blood needs to be at lest 4.20% mtn dew at all times or u get dissquilfied m8.



dont be skrub drink mtn dew

cuz of thier IQ mtn dew clever name can get u female gamers like this one

DONT BE SKRUB

ok this is almost as importent as #swag but we no there yet

yolo is an abrevation for


Y = w33d
O = drugs
L = mtn dew
O = COD

meens f .uck teh police basicly
^
(steam trys to stop me but yolo)


nemo know how to yolo see >>

simple.


u can use yolo in diffrent sentences as well

urban dicknary

Guy 1: "Hey i heard u got that girl pregnant"

swagmaster 1: " Ya man but hey YOLO"

Guy 1: "Hey i heard that you broke ur leg falling off the balcony at that party"
swagmasterQUICKSCOPE: "Ya but hey YOLO"

some ♥♥♥♥ causals are inclined to say SWAG meens Secretly We Are Gay but they freken dum
like they be taking abut them selfs all day this is why they no mlg freken causals.

wut it truly meens is:

Swag, slang originating in the early 1800s for stolen goods or booty.
Swag, slang originating from the Scottish slang word "swagger" which was a description of the way some Scots walk (in a swaying motion). The word was altered in the English language to mean "the way one presents oneself".



basicly u be like "U CANT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE" like this

if u cant fast zoom kill gtfo now plz ur not mlg


here are some great exampls on how to quick scope (courtesy of faZe clan)


if u land quick shoot u need TO SCREAM k?

when u do the MLG gods hear ur prayers and grant u the OBAY HAT(fig 4.20) this is ur ticket to mlg



fig 4.20

Just because u have ur hat dose not mean ur rdy for mlg

u need ur glasses 2 (fig 3.60)



fig 3.60



when u put these bad boys on ur telling the world "I CARE SO MUCH WUT U THINK SKRUB" just 4 u nooblords out there this is an example of sarcasm. if u cant figure this out just leave.

This is what u should look like (representation)

THIS IS THE FINAL STEP IN ACHIEVING MLG status

here is my good buddies tut on how to blaze it








when u weed game















by US law im requierd to put this anti weed vid to reduce weed use cuz helth-----
Dramatization of weed in brain (MLG's can disregarde this w33d dose not effect the MLG brain in a negative way)

if you followed the above steps u will have mlg status



YOU:

(representation)