here's the legendary guide of how to lose all your friends
step number one: you must download tf2, now half of your friends should be gone
step number two: you must scream that you main the sniper class, only 1/4th of your friends should be there now
step number three: you must equip the anger and start spamming lenny faces and be a furry, you should have no friends now, but in case one of your friend is an edgelord or a furry, you must go to step three
step number four: murder your remaining friends, now they aren't your friends anymore
step number five: be a sad, lonely and miserable sniper main
you have completed the cycle of the sniper main now, consider yourself sad, as you are an edgelord #linkinparkforever

if you don't want to do this, there is another option
step two: become a spy main
now all your friends are gone, unless they're weeaboos, and they will be your friend forever.

that was my epic guide i hope everyone who follows this gets a heart attack ^^