Because you don't have to suffer as much as I did.

Complete the base game to earn all those achievements.


Same as above - but in Sex Mode.


While playing, pause and type snowpity in the menu.


I got this achievement during last boss fight in level 6 of the base game. You may have to enter the chapel and not just cheese the encounter shooting through the closed doors.


Jump from the tower while fighting the last boss in Sex Mode. (through the big hole in the wall)





You need to write down the numbers in red that you find throughout the game (the numbers skibidi, what do they mean?)" - two-digit numbers, the first one symbolises the order in which the second digit must be input to unlock hidden doors in a secret room. The order starts from 0 (first digit), and continues up to 5. (last, sixth digit)

Example: 32 - you will have to enter number 2 as the fourth digit of the combination.


Level 1 / base game - you can find it on the right-side of the vehicle which is to the right of your starting position.



Level 2 / Sex Mode - clear the first two groups of enemies, jump on the structure to your left, defeat more enemies, jump over to the other side, defeat even more enemies and then before leaving that area - jump/dash towards the vent hole on the building to the left.



Level 3 / Sex Mode - you can find the number in the second room of the level - you must jump around to reach the back of the big fan in a well-lit room. You can easily reach it from the passage that start with a first "checkpoint" sign of that level.



Level 5 / Sex Mode - behind the first set of rubble at the very start. (you need to jump over the rubble, get on the ground and turn around)



Level 6 / Sex Mode - jump to the highest level of the first room - then jump-dash and stand on the bottom of the crack in the wall (if you fall you can still get back and jump up there after a short fight), look to the left and dash-jump into another hole in the wall. You will find a secret room with a number.



When you're done, you should have 5 out of 6 numbers - there is no number for level 4 (I couldn't find it - and other players seem to have the same problem) - therefore you will need to guess one of the digits. (not many combinations to choose from - it has to be a number from range of 0 to 9)

You must type the combination in front of the wall in the secret room mentioned above - look straight into the same wall where you found the last number, on the other side of the room and try all the combinations.

In case you don't care enough about the achie - here is the text of the secret message:
...made by the hooves of my
friends
I saw the green light
I saw the gods
They noticed me
They coming

Have fun! (I guess?)

...please watch that video from The Crewmates: