TRY TO KILL DRAGON, GET STOMPED
TRY KILL DRAGON , GET GANKED BY GREEN DRAGON
TRY KILL DRAGON AGAIN, POISON + FIRE + RATIO
DRAGON NOT DIE, DRAGON STRONGER
GO BACK HOME, PICK NEW WEAPON
TRY KILL DRAGON, DIE AGAIN
DRAGON T-BAGS YOU, ANGER ISSUES START
MOTHER COMES IN AND UNPLUGGS YOUR WIFI
DRAGON DANCES ON YOU PHAT ASS
DRAGON CALLS FRIENDS, DRAGON BULLIES YOU AFTER SCHOOL
FRIEND TELLS YOU TO EQUIP GUARDIAN ARMOR, KILL FRIEND
1V2 DRAGONS AGAIN, DIE MISSERABLY
ASK JESUS CHRISTELIUS FOR ADVICE, HE DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO
JESUS TRIES TO KILL DRAGON, JESUS DIES (he did not get ressurected again)
YOUR GF LEAVES YOU FOR THE DRAGON
YOU CALL KIM JONG UN, KIM PRESSES RED BUTTON
DRAGONS + EX GF GETS NUKED.
Problem solved