Reporting for duty!



Pub Brawl



Humanity's Second Chance



Paper Forever



Buddy System



Death Toll



Game Over!

Safe Heaven
Enter any Safe Room


Marathon Runner
Take 15,000 steps, will unlock fairly early in the game


Homecoming
Enter Dawn's home within the bunker hidden in Sal's Bar (upper floor, accessed by stairs or climbing)

Death Incarnate
Kill 1,000 enemies, will unlock eventually

Save the World, bro!
Throughout the game you will find Space Bro arcade cabinets which you can play. Insert 2 credits and try to get to level 10. Save bombs till the end when you'll need them and try to let powerups run out before picking up another one.

AFK
There is a Wellness Center right across from The Broken Seal, go inside and enter the sauna then stay there for 1 hour (make sure to turn on the sauna via the wall panel). You can ALT+Tab as the game keeps running in the background.


Myth, busted!
Place toilet roll on top of a toilet and then flush it. Do this until the toilet explodes.


Mozzarella Miracle!
You'll find pizza boxes scattered across the levels. Open them up and there's a 5% (1/20) chance that it will contain a full pizza.

Unionize!
Early in the streets level you will find a datapad that contains the game Burger Flipper. Open it up and you'll be greeted with a burger themed version of Cookie Clicker. Slowly work your way through the upgrades and eventually you'll easily be able to afford 100 Minimum-Wagers.
Datapad location:

Sharp and Shiny
To fully upgrade a weapon you will need at least 4-5 tech modules which can be found when entering safe rooms. Tech modules are not consumed, so each time you acquire one you are unlocking more weapon upgrades. Once you have enough weapon parts and tech modules, simply unlock all the upgrades for one gun (note that grenades and mines will not count for this achievement).

Crime Averted
Inside Sal's Bar is a fish tank and at the back of the bar there's a bathroom. Break the glass, grab a fish and then run to the bathroom and place the fish in the sink before it dies. Make a save beforehand in-case you don't make it in time.

Sharp Shooter
Wait till you have the Marksman Rifle then look for areas with a lot of space like courtyards and plazas and try to headshot a distant enemy.

Gwyn Simp
To spend 5,000 credits at one machine you will need to save your money for most of the game, I suggest not buying anything at all or opening any supply crates (the ones you have to pay for) if going for this. Once you have 5,050 go to a Gwyn machine and spend it all. The best way to do this is to deplete your health and portable medkit supply and then buy the Confidence Booster (4,000), 3 Medkits (600) and 6 Quickstims (450).

Daily Bonus
Interact with this machine right after entering the mall.

It's not a bug, it's a feature!

Go to the hairdressers in Exodus Plaza - South, inside you will find a can of Tornado Hairspray. Throw the can into the bin in the corner of the room.


Overkill
Firstly you will need to buy a Confidence Booster from a Gwyn machine. This costs 4,000 credits and is a permanent upgrade so don't worry about it running out. Then you need to make your way to Exodus Mall South (upper floor area containing purple keycard). Here you will find two shops, Titan Gym and Exodus Quickmart.
You'll find Protein Shake on the counter of Titan Gym and Bunny Hopper on the counter of Exodus Quickmart. Gulp one down then run to the other store and drink the other and then before the effects run out switch to your fists and find an enemy to beat down.

Humiliation!
Defeat a Juggernaut (large boss enemy) with your fists. I believe only the killing blow has to be dealt with your firsts so you can soften them up a bit first if you'd like. Obviously this will be easier on lower difficulties.

NotEvenRemotelyFair.WAD
Start a new game on the 'Selaco Must Fall' difficulty and immediately step on the landmine you will spawn next to. If it doesn't unlock immediately try ticking 'Fresh Start'.

Power Overwhelming
To obtain the Railgun you must find all 6 Security Cards throughout the game and then enter the Starlight building. Beat each of the 4 coloured sections and gather the keys then open the central area and claim your prize.

DPS LFG
This requires you to get 1,200 DPS in Punching Bag mode at the shooting range in any Safe Room you visit. Using the Double Tap upgrade for the pistol may work and I believe headshots do slightly more damage so try to go for those. Penetrator Nailbomb upgrade and Acid Rocket Round for GL will do the trick as well.

Little Plushy Man
Take Wilson from the beginning of the game to Dawn's home in the bunker hidden in Sal's Bar. You should not do this from the very beginning of the game as you can return here freely once you have killed all the enemies in your path. After that the only difficult part of carrying him is getting him up these two ladders.
For the first one you should throw him onto the platforms either side of the ladder and then climb up and throw him to the next platform, I found it easiest to swap sides each time and I would definitely recommend saving it after every successful throw. The second ladder is much simpler as you simply need to throw him once and get him to land in the corner and stick there till you climb up and grab him again. All in all it takes about 25 minutes to get him from the beginning of the game to Sal's Bar if you have cleared all the enemies in between.

Embrace the Chaos
Complete 'Pathfinder Memorial' with Randomizer Mode



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