Intro Bit.
All the red areas are outbreaks of extremely debilitating boredom levels in the areas where Risk & this game was tested, reports of developers hoarding tiny plastic soldiers while orchestrating sieges on their fellow devs, local convenience stores and even chips shops, have not exactly helped quell the profound back ambling lackluster of this epidemic of Meh..
So here is a short cut in the final tyrannical table conquest without having to resort to figuring the release trigger on your termite bomb!


Instructions marked from 1 to world domination (within the strict confines of this lovely table)
the numbers are on the side of the groove u travel! (the 4 is a bit wayward but hes going the right way)

(if u stick to the side the number is on u prob wont need this, just the map)
1. left abit, glub,glub attack!
2. left More, no smoking round the powder monkey
3. left again!! overthrow shore town and steal all the fish! yeeeeeah, stealthierFishstealthierFish!!!!
4. get up! (Vamos!!)
5. a north westerly stagger (hick) C'est la vie.. hm? ok LAVVEY! Messy food reunion,imminent, please move.
6. get on up ...its gotta be funky.
7. savage to the left & mind the gap, MORE FISH WOOOO & some chips too!
8. get down with your bad self
penultimate. slide it down to the right now shake that plastic like theres an oil shortage!
ultimate conquest. hmm? process of elimination???just go already..










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