War Thunder

War Thunder

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how to never play war thunder again 💯
Av Sweeper
this tried and tested guide is a perfect way to quit warthunder for life!!! (i am not responsible for any repercussions you may face because of following this guide)
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required materials
60-200 dollars
the plug
a functioning car
police
sigma mindset (most important)
step 1
you need to head over to the plug and get his finest bag of sugar (60-200 dollars)
after this return to your home for step 2 🏆
step 2
after you acquire the sugar you must use all of it
you will then drive until police begin to follow you
step 3
after the cops begin to chase you this is where the sigma mindset comes in
you need to run at them while yelling "im going to destroy you all in the most comprehensive free to play cross-platform mmo military game for vehicle combat"
step 4 (final step)
after running towards the cops they should 'direct hit' you in your chest causing 'severe damage'
this will leave you unable to play warthunder completing the guide!!!!!! 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😃😃😄😄😁😁
17 kommentarer
MrSister 23. juni kl. 7.11 
Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁War Thunder
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
Von2Broz 22. juni kl. 10.29 
VERY FUNNY!!!!
Sketchy Mike 14. juni kl. 7.55 
instructions unclear, the sugar was $14 to the gram and laced with fentanyl
Gimli_the_lad 13. juni kl. 3.38 
The cops must've only knocked me out. I am currently in the back of an early 2000s ford van heading for the mexican border, "the plug" sent his boys to get me after I woke up in county prison and wasn't accepting his game invites. My captors plan to auction me off as a limited USSR helicopter under the name of "Object 34" on the gaijin market next monday at 7:00pm PST. Please, if anyone sees this, bid high and rescue me. As for now, any prayers would be appreciated
Sweeper  [skaper] 12. juni kl. 21.23 
well your done with war thunder!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🙌🎂🍾🥂🎆🎇:PoliceUnits:
DaCoolBoi 12. juni kl. 20.37 
instructions unclear, i got shot in the head.
El Taco 12. juni kl. 19.55 
didn't work, the cop got a ghost shell
Sweeper  [skaper] 12. juni kl. 19.01 
did you try to act as a Scientologist so that cant attempt medical aid after you have a 'direct hit' in the chest?
T-Bear313 12. juni kl. 11.19 
will do!:steamhappy:
Philip 8. juni kl. 5.00 
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