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how to never play war thunder again 💯

By Sweeper

this tried and tested guide is a perfect way to quit warthunder for life!!! (i am not responsible for any repercussions you may face because of following this guide)

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Sweeper
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Category: Loot, Multiplayer, Walkthroughs

Languages: English

Posted

30 May @ 12:21am

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Guide Index

Overview

required materials

step 1

step 2

step 3

step 4 (final step)

Comments

required materials

60-200 dollars
the plug
a functioning car
police
sigma mindset (most important)

step 1

you need to head over to the plug and get his finest bag of sugar (60-200 dollars)
after this return to your home for step 2 🏆

step 2

after you acquire the sugar you must use all of it
you will then drive until police begin to follow you

step 3

after the cops begin to chase you this is where the sigma mindset comes in
you need to run at them while yelling "im going to destroy you all in the most comprehensive free to play cross-platform mmo military game for vehicle combat"

step 4 (final step)

after running towards the cops they should 'direct hit' you in your chest causing 'severe damage'
this will leave you unable to play warthunder completing the guide!!!!!! 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😃😃😄😄😁😁

17 Comments

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MrSister 23 Jun @ 7:11am

Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁War Thunder
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty

russellperrin 22 Jun @ 10:29am

VERY FUNNY!!!!

Sketchy Mike 14 Jun @ 7:55am

instructions unclear, the sugar was $14 to the gram and laced with fentanyl

Gimli_the_lad 13 Jun @ 3:38am

The cops must've only knocked me out. I am currently in the back of an early 2000s ford van heading for the mexican border, "the plug" sent his boys to get me after I woke up in county prison and wasn't accepting his game invites. My captors plan to auction me off as a limited USSR helicopter under the name of "Object 34" on the gaijin market next monday at 7:00pm PST. Please, if anyone sees this, bid high and rescue me. As for now, any prayers would be appreciated

Sweeper [author] 12 Jun @ 9:23pm

well your done with war thunder!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🙌🎂🍾🥂🎆🎇

DaCoolBoi 12 Jun @ 8:37pm

instructions unclear, i got shot in the head.

El Taco 12 Jun @ 7:55pm

didn't work, the cop got a ghost shell

Sweeper [author] 12 Jun @ 7:01pm

did you try to act as a Scientologist so that cant attempt medical aid after you have a 'direct hit' in the chest?

T-Bear313 12 Jun @ 11:19am

will do!

Philip 8 Jun @ 5:00am

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