IMO too many people these days can't take a joke so... I'll have to spell this out first for this kind of people:

Do not mind the [Lore] section. If you do - do not read it. It was never aimed against anyone specific or had any intentions of offending anyone be it an individual or a group. All and any offences/offensive themes/etc. one may find in this guide are the pure work of the reader's imagination and has nothing to do with the author of this guide (me).

You are reading this at your own risk of losing your sanity, just like all and any other written material, even if it's but one word written on the wall in the street.

You have been warned fellers. :cleanseal:

You earn points by making burgers, which is achieved by clicking the lower bun with a left mouse button until the burger is complete and resets back to being a empty, lonely lower bun. One burger equals to one point.

After the updates there are a total of 16 Achievements to earn or rather milestones to reach to earn the said Achievements. Every Achievement is pretty obvious in both it's description and in the means of earning one: You'd have to make a certain amount of either [Burgers], or [Cheeseburgers] or earn a certain amount of [$] for making either.

This said, the trophies are:

1) 1 Burger
Make one [Burger]
2) 10 Burgers
Make ten [Burger]s
3) 100 Burgers
Make one hundred [Burger]s
4) 1000 Burgers
Make one thousand [Burger]s
5) 10000 Burgers
Make ten thousand [Burger]s
6) 100000 Burgers
Make one hundred thousand [Burger]s
7) 1000000 Burgers
Make one million [Burger]s
8) Millionare
Earn one million ($1,000,000) [$] from making [Burger]s or [Cheeseburger]s
9) Billionare
Earn one billion ($1,000,000,000) [$] from making [Burger]s or [Cheeseburger]s
10) 1 Cheeseburger
Make one [Cheeseburger]
11) 10 Cheeseburgers
Make ten [Cheeseburger]s
12) 100 Cheeseburgers
Make one hundred [Cheeseburger]s
13) 1000 Cheeseburgers
Make one thousand [Cheeseburger]s
14) 10000 Cheeseburgers
Make ten thousand[Cheeseburger]s
15) 100000 Cheeseburgers
Make one hundred thousand [Cheeseburger]s
16) 1000000 Cheeseburgers
Make one million [Cheeseburger]s

These are quite obvious, however I personally never used those before I've started playing this game. I'm talking about auto-clickers of course. The devs (thank gods) in theirs endless wisdom do not forbid the players from using those, otherwise this game would be dead before it was born with the excessive amount of time one has to spend clicking the hell out of the mouse for the burgers to spawn. Not even mentioning that the amount of clicks a mouse controller is able to survive is not limitless (that's why I've initially called this game a mouse-destroyer).
Just use any you trust or try out some you haven't before. Personally I've downloaded the first one that was in the results for the corresponding search in the web. This said initially I wasn't using one, so my first 10k or 100k of the burgers was earned by me manually clicking the mouse buttons... But it wasn't that bad as there are such things as "macros" and my good old X-755BK mouse supports a whole bunch of those not even mentioning those you can make by yourself (boogle it if you're interested). So for me this game brought not only the new experience of using auto-clickers, but also the new experience and skill of creating macros for my more than 15yo mouse.
However using either leaves you not being able to do anything else on your PC while the macro commands or the auto-clicker sequence is being executed. And this brings up the next advice I want to share. Since the hardware requirements are rather low for this game, get either your old PC or laptop that's still functioning, launch the feller, install the game and the necessary programs and leave it be while it's plugged into the outlet. And shall then be there happiness for you.


Summary: use auto-clickers and macros commands to get the scores as well as a separate device to keep it running without preventing You from doing other stuff on the main machine. We all know why we are here after all.

Initially one burger/point was equal to three left mouse button clicks (LMB'c further). However after update v1.1 lettuce was added making it 4 LMB'c and today (while I've closed the game to write this guide, damn it) they've added cheese with the v1.3 update, making it 5 LMB'c per point. At least according to the update's description (not sure why, but I've just launched the game and there was no cheese... I guess it's Sheoggorath's doing).
In any case on the brighter side (increasing the amount of clicks required will be assumed as the darker one) they've fixed the issue of the counter being reset upon closing the game in the very first update. However many have lost the counters they've earned before this. Let's have a moment of silence for all the burgers that can no longer be recovered...

With the 1.2 update the [Devs] have added in-game currency, marked as [$]. One burger equals 4.99$ (overpriced IMO, but only in the context of RL). After reaching a certain amount of progress the burgers get inflated, thus (for me, f.e.) they no longer cost 4.99 but 11.99. This cuts down the overall time needed for the game to be played by almost half.
However then the 1.3 update came and... now we have the cheese. Not only this greasy substance is elusive, but it's also popping up not that often. Yet, we're expected to make up to 1kk of cheeseburgers... Well, so long the cut by half overall gameplay time.

Overall it's nice to see that the updates keep on coming. Time shall show for how long before the game is left on the far shelf of the dev's storage. But the announcements they make are quite fun so IMO - so far so good.

Updated: after earning some more Achievements my burgers now cost 18.99. Thus I assume that the price rises upon earning milestones of burgercraft or money laundering...

Updated: the lore section has been removed and placed separately. For the purpose of... IDK.

Updated: Earned 2 more trophies, my burger price moved from 12 to 26 then to 33$. Amount of trophies affects the price thus.

Feel free to leave you suggestions and comments below if you feel like it.

I'll try to keep this guide up-to-date for as long as I'm not busy (currently I'm off work due to COVID, damn it, it's 4th time since 2019 {facepalm} and playing video games is not exactly easy physically for me, unlike typing, as I've found out while writing all this).

I wanted to add some pictures but failed to figure out how it's done properly so,,, plain text. Yeah. MB I'll figure it out later.

P.S.: Ah, I've forgotten some (many) people these days can't take a joke so... Don't mind the [Lore] section, it was never aimed against anyone or had any intentions of offending anyone be it an individual or a group of ppl. All and any offences/offensive themes/etc. one may find in this guide are the pure work of the reader's imagination and has nothing to do with the author of this guide (me). You are reading this at your own risk of losing your sanity, just like any other written material, even if it's but one word written on the wall in the street. You have been warned fellers. :cleanseal:

p.p.s.: I probably should make a separate section for this...

After the sesame update some new things have been noticed:
1) Clicking on the burger's price reduces it up to -99% making one burger worth .03$. This is useful in order to feed the cats without losing your money (otherwise feeding a cat a burger would extract the current burger's price from your score along with one burger (cheeseburgers are not affected by this)). With each burger crafted after you're done feeding the cat the value of the burgers increases back to the initial price.
2) Clicking on cheese increases cheese drop ratio up to 52%, however each burger you make afterwards consumes 1% down to initial 1% chance irrelevant of whether you have or not crafted a cheeseburger or a common burger.
3) IDK about others, but I personally didn't get the achievement for feeding a cat (currently my score is around 25.5k, but the trophy is still locked).

So far I haven't spotted anything else.