Alright, you have made the right decision to make these cookies, GJ! First off, you wanna get your hands washed using soaps because you just did a comp game and your hands is filled with salt after all of them QQing. Now, the reason why I wanted you to wash your hands first is so you wont be filled with toxicness and spread it on your cookies, you don't want that do you? After doing that head on to the next bit.

Now, after you have washed your hands hopefully you wont spread any toxicness and just fill your cookies with love and make everybody happy, thats the kind of thing you want to happen. What now? This bit is one of the most crucial things you'll need to do, clean your EARS! after your comp game you would have to do that because of all your QQing team mates are spamming voice chat screaming at you. Also do this to prevent it from happening again and prevent irritation.

Alrighty then, you have just finished doing your important hygiene you are ready to make your cookies here is the list of ingredients you will need:

2 1/4 cups of flour
1 teaspoon of your team mates salt (Be careful of this one because you have just washed your hands)
1 cup of softened butter (YES, SOFTENED I know it's hard to not cry after all those raging but remember, these are going to be Valve approved!!)
3/4 packed brown sugar (Yes, sugar, the one that's like salt but it's not salty)
2 large eggs (Large, not small, LARGE!)
1 teaspoon of Vanilla Extract (Note to self: Put too much of this and you'll get VAC banned)
1 or 2 cups of choc chips :)

Hygiene: Check, Ingredients?: Check now you have everything you need preheat the oven to atleast 375 F / 190 C (Not hotter than the bae :)

Our next step is to mix up our flour, your salty team mates tears (USE GLOVES YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO GET INFECTED) and baking soda:)

Following up the previous step is, in a large bowl, beat the butter and sugars together, then beat in eggs and vanilla extract ( <--- REMEMBER WHAT I SAID ABOUT THIS) and Vanilla essence (Same thing goes with vanilla extract)

We are almost halfway through! One at a time, add the dry ingredients (I told you not to wash them even though it's probably infected, why? Because I want it to be a dry ingredient :)

Note: DO NOT OVER-STIR the dough, Valve will not be happy with brick hardened cookies D:

Now after this, carefully drop spoonfuls of your mixed in NON-TOXIC ingredients on a cookie sheet, you can get the cookie sheet from the steam community market for about $3.

Final step everyone! We have come a long journey, after you are done putting the spoonfuls on the cookie sheet, finally drop in the oven, (Note: You can also get this and also the other ingredients via steam community market.)

After waiting for 9 to 12 minutes, your cookies should be done!

Get the cookies out, wait for them to cool, and submit to Valve :)








Hi, the reason I made this guide was because I was bored and I saw a guide on how to make pancakes so that got me an inspiration, I never would of made this guide to intentionally try to mock anyone so don't take this too seriously !!!!11!! Well thank you for taking time to visit give this a rate up if you made "Cookies" Exterior: Valve approved, these are very rare and you will make a ton of money by doing this, THANK YOU :D