Postal 3

Postal 3

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how to beat postal 3, and get the good ending.
By zishere
a simple guide on how to get the good. ending in postal 3 little tips and tricks.
   
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step 1 no killing unless it's a kill em all mission

seriously no killing, this is the golden rule of this game (due to a glitch where you can't get any moral points back) which may I remind you is... A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ POSTAL GAME. do not kill anyone unless the game tells you that you can.keep doing this until the mission where you have to kill three bosses, afterwards you'll be tasked with escaping the town.
step 2 use non-leathal methods on the non kill em all parts

constantly use the taser btw Special tip, use hold m1 down to knock down a target, then tap m1, to stun a target, the game never told me this, so now I tell you random stranger! don't make the same mistake as me! you will end up playing more postal 3. which is the worst outcome! do this until it's back too kill em all o'clock! -_-
step 3 GET TF OUT CATHARSIS! (oh and final boss cheese)
sniff catnip and run! oh and another fun tip!

idk if just cause this games version of source is just ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up, but if there are too many soldiers,
but the game will start freezing time if there is too many of them, so do some cleansing and get some out of the way if you need too. then back to teh nip!


ight you made it this far! time to cheese the final boss! get behind some cover where you still have line of sight of the tank, and start blasting! hit the barrel! machine gun! and missile cannons! if done correctly that tank will explode! congrats enjoy your good ending cutscene!
YOU DID IT!!!! now go play paradise lost.
you now deserve some peace after that mess, whew... this game might be boring, but hey! look on the bright side you now can go play the postal 2 expansion paradise lost! which just says screw you to this games existence! and the last two postal games 4 and brain damaged! have a good day and keep going postal!

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zishere  [author] 7 May, 2024 @ 4:44pm 
Ps the dude who voiced postal dude In this game is good! As well as the ost at times being quite the bop! Other than that and the menu! The rest of the game can go in the trash!