The game does not tell you anything. Start the game up using the executable on your mini-PC and click buttons until you get onto the map screen. Streaming this game is illegal and will result in DMCA takedowns from the Hate Army. No really, I mean it. TRY ME. I AM NOT F*****G AROUND!!!

What I mean this thus. The "map screen" (if you could call it that) contains a list of missions that you can fail or succeed at. The only way to not fail at missions is to get money via paypal donations because those MORONS at Streamlabs and Streamelements banned me.

There are a few stats to keep track of in this game. Each stat has fun and meaningful interactions with items and enemies in the game.

This is how healthy you are. If your HP gets low, take a pill and walk it off - you are NOT permitted to use hospitals in this game. If your HP goes below 0, you will miss a day of streaming and therefore have less income. This can be remedied with emergency begathons.

Whoever implemented this stat is retar a moron. Punching costs SP and you need a lot of this to be able to spam without cooldown. I hate this mechanic because having low SP means I can't spam jab or block, which usually causes me to die. The developers are IDIOTS and need to patch this game - IMMEDIATELY - to make the game playable. How is that fair that I can't just spam attacks?

This stat is useless and is only used by players who have decided to hoard all of their money for far too long. Some real chicky wicky wang charlie changs who waste their worthless lives making fun of meaningful content on the internet.

Being a life-long gamer, I would suggest dumping every stat point into strength.

That being said, it is sometimes far more beneficial to start out by spamming points into agility. This will allow you to spam jab which has +2 priority giving you MASSIVE advantage over Zangeif, but also gives you more opportunities to block incoming attacks and criticism.

Overcumming an enemy will reward you with some experience and some tips, which can be spent at the Scopely store (recommended) or exchanged with Itsarippedpla at the item store on your day off (he's a scumbag who doesn't even use Doordash so you have to visit him - NO DELIVERY OPTIONS).

Click buttons until a monster appears. This one is basically impossible and is not based on reactionary gameplay, you just have to swap tiles around until it randomly makes a picture of DSP. I've petitioned the devs to add an autosolve to this GARBAGE. I just let them win there's no point.

Spam jab - the more you spam jab like those scrubs the better. Having a better internet connection and refresh rate on your monitor allows you to spam click more often. If you get anything less than 80 you're a scrub. I got less than 80 once because the game rolled back 5 of my hits.

I don't play f*****g mobile games and if I see you saying that again in chat, you're banned. Period.