Plants vs. Zombies™ Garden Warfare 2: Deluxe Edition

Plants vs. Zombies™ Garden Warfare 2: Deluxe Edition

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How to unlock racist torchwood
By ma_bordo45 and 1 collaborators
In this guide i will teach you how to unlock racist torchwood
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STEP !: YOU MUST HAVE NORMAL TORDCHWOOD FIRST1
i Kno you might be thinking this bcus U prbobaly dont Have him


tO get His normee vertioon you had get alöl off the godle gardin gloves and also then U Have To Watch youTube giude Preferably ¨How to beat Graveyard ops on Crazy Mode' By ,,Zombie1565"
or You cane wach ripuligormuli

Here is picsure of da followin
STEP 2: Buy racist Godlen Key From seaqull
-Wait for The town hall Doors To be open or glitch Inside
-get 200 stars (yellowe once) and Buy the Racist godlen Key from seaquhl (😎) from TOWN HALL (import ant!!!)
-(also importrant you must have normal Storchwood First)
2. (too) U must play da rainboz teleportal gammode (try To get the Gartilokulmar gammode becase its Easy-Er than otters)
reapeat this Step until You have iron maidens lemon plant (tthe one with shot gun and metal on him)
Thisclaimer : he is NOTE britihs (brithan, im am australiaan!)
STEP tree (hah get it it's funny, more like punny) : 3
So now uyo jared probaly fingking, whats is this all together get? huh?
Well Then, i quess you are Ready to throe the milk in to the seeling!

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(all so pretend that this piscure is milk on sayling okey .)

to Move you need to press on bottom W for for ward (only on personal comp uterus)
press S fot back ward
A for right ward and D for left turn
it is allso imp-ortan (an other punny pun 😂😂😂)(get it is imp rom the gaime) you allredy had the normel torchwould btw

all so if U dobt kno imp is: your welcome!

buy the way
donont forfgeret t liealke subscrie analsod ajbfvgarsion this gde it really mean s lot
buit yon don aenee too.

fraaddjgffffff
gerfforcenw hso wapl sfoannrt giga


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STEP VIER (4): finding fishy
so know offter all tjat you WAnna fing the fishy (he is nessessary but if you cannot find it ddoes not matter their is a nother one who ois froggy)

Yoo wanna fdn a syghn lioke this one, it is founded in The zomboss bass it like inside of the back-ground howsing off the lawnyard map.


fallow what The sign Says In The korean (u can use sguidward game toe translate if you doo not speak korian)

if ouy (french for "you") cannot follol the syegn then it is skill issue, theyre is not other ways of doing this.


BTW these is a gude for korain for help
(new section, not titled yet)
Once you follow the sign's directions, you will most likely find yourself on the edge of a cliff.
There are three different randomly chosen places that the sign will point you to, the aforementioned cliff, the World War Two bunker and the rotting sewers.
I unfortunately do not have any experience with the World War Two bunker or the rotting sewers, you'll have to find another guide for that!
But with the cliff, I do have experience!

This is a picture of the cliff in question. I took it myself.
May it be obvious to you or not, it is clearly a parkour course, in which you will have to jump across from the mainland all the way to the last piece of rock.
To do that you must play as the cactus character or the pirate zombie character and use their respective "drone" abilities.
You need to get on top of your drone and fly yourself out to the last rock. Yes, I do know that this is cheating, but I recommend doing this to save yourself from some frustrating time.

You have successfully landed on top of the last rock. Congratulations!

STEP 5: GIVEING BACK THE RACIST GODLEN KEY
So you are in the big rocky at teh end. theire Will become a old seaqill wich you mighte rember
it S the seagil Witch You , bought The racist GodLen Key
uoi nead to through the key back in to its mouth and a water pill are will rays from tha water
-go Into The Water pill are So that you can go into the place (you nee normul brightwood, anx to pley as him)
knmow uuy need to do a race irl (in reel lyfe) and it nees to bee illigal
so gget youre care you unlocked prevoisly adn start racing like a racist!

once That is done and racist¨d You mYst return back tothe water pill ayre and sell your'e profits from the race
STEP 6: The last step

i knko yyy ar gettgin ipatient but weaare almost at ending.
(all so racist rage(the black one))

final STEP
it is the simple est o them all
chust do this:

CONGRATION!!11!!!!!!!!!!
YOU DID IT!

THank youfor watching thak ooy for subscribeing
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Mleszzor edited pictures
Mleszzor wrote all of the things
Mleszzor and Ma_bordo45 came up with ideas, but Mleszzor mostly

Me (ma_bordo45) did not have time to make almozt anyfing in dis Quide bcause i was trashing orphan-ages soe i mode mleszor edit the picsures and writed all thins and come up with most off ideas

100 Comments
Scrawnynag 2 Oct @ 1:40am 
thanks
Burnt Toast 11 Sep @ 9:31pm 
Its an amazing experiance would rate flying pig sim 10/10 if I had anymore fingers to wright a paper
Burnt Toast 11 Sep @ 9:30pm 
I fells weird after eating the food cooked from Torches my friend :steamthumbsup:
Burnt Toast 11 Sep @ 9:30pm 
Bro after I did this the local wizard put a pleague on my village... im reporting you to the closest noble, and your gonna go to quart for mass pleague spreding or causing mass pleague spreding. I also threw Torchwood into the fire so my family could survive the winter and make good foods with that warmth... I also like the feeling of the ashes landing on my skin because its the only warmth I will ever get in my life. ps the wizard says hi, and can you please get me some cat food for my dyslexic cow?
Murp 11 Sep @ 4:36pm 
tank u
GeoChonker 4 Sep @ 3:14pm 
Worked
Berdly 15 Aug @ 6:10am 
im on final step rn
The Sex Boat Sank 13 Aug @ 4:47am 
Worked tysm
10 hour burst man 11 Aug @ 11:19am 
wow it really worked thanks!
dapper lith 10 Aug @ 4:48am 
thank you for this guide wise man also holy cow slugfellow below me :rwslugcat: