Bot Wars

Bot Wars

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A Report From The Trenches.
By RandomGuyYouMet
This is a report from No Bot's Land, keep in mind this isn't a strat to winning it, just a fun little report i decided to do, so enjoy (No pictures allowed since Fromp Tec asked us not to publish them for, "Viewer's consent."
   
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The Frontline report.
Reporting from the lines is Newsbot Will and the sight you see is pure chaos here. Fromp Tec's Killbots are advancing onto Biomass Burger's lines and are making steady progress. Wait, we have received news that Fromp Tec's advance has been halted from a sniper tower and are setting the defenses to combat it. While that front is on halt, fighting continues in other sectors. Some bots left over from the Great Soda War are fighting any Killbot they see, with machine gun sentries they are a force to be reckon. However, since their weapons are outdated, the bots are making good progress on the sentries and on the remaining, rusted, 2 white eyed Rust Bots.


The Second Report.
Newsbot Will reporting on the frontline for day 2 of the battle with some progress on the Biomass Burger front. A brave Squad of Killbots have stormed the defensive with some help from a Mortar Sentry and have taken out the sniper tower. However the squad had to retreat from heavy losses from the charge and from holding the hill. A MG Sentry was placed down to hold the hill for sometime at least. Brave bots came up to defend the hill for a time from the Company of Anarchy of the Business Standards.


From a siege to a decisive victory the Rust Bots have been defeated. Fromp Tec's side is now safe from an unexpected attack from the inside. Now bots that were bravely fighting the Rusts can now turn their attention to the Biomass Burger siege. We hope that with this we'll penetrate the defense and plunge the dagger deep into the anarchists of the business. Newsbot Will, signing off.
The Third Report.
Newsbot Will reporting, today is the 3rd day and Fromp Tec has begun operation "Rotten Biomass." The plan is to take the hill and split up our forces to split their forces up to more easily take nodes and push back the Cult of Biomass and finish them off quickly. Reports from satellites show that Neobotics and Geometric are fighting each other just a half mile away. So operation Rotten Biomass mustn't fail.


For this operation to succeed we must push them back to their final 3 nodes so their forces are weaker and unable to push back. When operation Rotten Biomass succeeds this will allow the bulk of our forces to either defend or attack the western front. We don't know who will come and attack us, but we must be prepared. Newsbot Will, signing off.
Day 4.
Newsbot Will reporting for day 4 on the frontlines for Fromp Tec and it has been a slow crawl for operation Rotten Biomass. We have been advancing and pushed back on all nodes and the fighting gets harder the closer we get the the heart of the Biomass defense due to the nodes never being destroyed and therefor allowed to get upgraded. Our boys are now fighting rocket bots, snipers, and more. We only fear what is after we capture these nodes.



We have just received news that Geometric has taken out Neobotics and have made to our side. Our satellites show that a node in the middle of No Bot's Land is where they are coming from and should be taken out before it too gets upgraded like the Cult loving Biomass'. Some fear that when the Geometrics breach our defensive, Fromp Tec's defenses will get cut in half and destroyed, we shouldn't lose hope so early so keep fighting! Newsbot Will signing off.
Day 5.
Newsbot Will reporting for day 5 and I have great news for the Biomass Burger front! We have pushed them back to there final 4 nodes, one short of completing the operation but after learning one of there nodes is a money generator, High Command calls it a success and they are now incapable of pushing us back from the lack of forces and no tier 3 nodes so now we can focus on the Geometrics.



We have reports of a minigunner charging forward and taking back a node, then going over the ridge. We have unverifiable proof if the bot is real but eyewitnesses say it looked like a modified version since it has more armor and a more damaging gun and seems to be holding back the entire invading force of Geometric. And by seem we mean we hear a lot of rounds being discharged and metal breaking. Newsbot Will signing off.
Day 6.
Newsbot Will reporting at the front with mixed news. We have confirmed that the bot that from yesterday is real thanks to the node that printed the bot keeps tracks of bots signal showed that its signal was still on and was holding off the entire Geometric invading force. While that was happening, our boys have been containing the Biomass Burgers for some time now, and every now and then we lose a node and then we get it back, but the problem seems to be contained at least.


We have news that the fabled bot from earlier had taken the outpost node and is defending it while having it upgraded to a tier 2 and is shooting anything coming over the ridge. It seems that this bot might just be employee of the YEAR! Wait, it upgraded the node to a big bot spawner? So it seems that he has upgraded the node to a big bot spawner, degraded it, then put it to tier 3 and is now setting up a defensive of Killbots and one dread bot with 4 sentry bots with a battery of artillery bots. It seems the bot is planning to make sure the node stays in control. Wait, it's moving to the Biomass front? Breaking news it's heading to the Biomass front and we can see the bot right now running right past us towards the front and is charging at the lines and- IT JUST ELIMINATED AN ENTIRE FORCE WITHIN SECONDS! THIS BOT IS INSANE IT'S-, Wait, why do I hear a faint whistling noise? What the- OH FU-
The Final Report
Newsbot Yakuza reporting. yes I am named after the guy you think. Will sustained critical injuries and had to be sent off the field. I will fill in for him now. The Biomass front has finally collapsed and is no more. We have turned our attention to the Geometrics and we have made progress. We have split them in 2 and taken the left side and the right side with Blitzkrieg speed. We have won. Glory to Fromp Tec!


If you want more details on how we and what time we took to complete this battle and the shape of the front per hour, visit www .botwarnewsreports. org Newsbot Yakuza signing off.
7 Comments
RandomGuyYouMet  [author] 1 Mar @ 5:22am 
@joshuahaberstock FUCK IT, WE BALLIN
RandomGuyYouMet  [author] 7 Jan @ 2:06pm 
@joshuahaberstock uhhh i made this when my intrest in the game peaked a little enough to make this. I mean, FYI, i did base this off a round i played, and to do another one would be not the same since you'd associate Trench Warfare with more than 1 day of fighting. All other maps besides the mars one couldn't really fit the vibe of having sustained combat. Or i could be spewing Bullshit for all I know.
joshuahaberstock 7 Jan @ 8:04am 
@RandomGuyYouMet Even if you had low expectations for readers, this stuff is good. You should write more stories (maybe even consider publishing them?) :steamhappy: :steamthis: :steamthumbsup:
RandomGuyYouMet  [author] 16 Dec, 2024 @ 2:05pm 
didn't expect this to go anywhere at all lol
joshuahaberstock 14 Dec, 2024 @ 4:17pm 
51st reader
RandomGuyYouMet  [author] 19 Oct, 2024 @ 5:06pm 
@symeorama thx
symeorama 17 Oct, 2024 @ 7:11pm 
Im your #1 fan/only fan...