Click on the "create my own" guide button in the muck community hub section under "guides"

Name the guide something obvious. For example "how to walk forward", the main idea behind this is to make it funny because Funny = Steam points

Now this is where you maximise funniness. Do do this make the process of achieving the simple goal like "how to walk forward" as long and as drawn out as possible while giving the most useless advice. This will ensure the people will be tricked into giving you all their precious steam points.

Example: "locate the 'escape' key on the top left hand corner of your keyboard, now count down 2 keys, if you did this right you should be on the 'tab' key, OK so this next part is a little tricky, count right 2 keys to locate the 'w' key. This next part is easily the hardest part, mentally prepare yourself for what you are about to achieve, reach out and with a single finger depress the 'w' key...

Now end off your guide by saying something like "if you fail you need to destroy your computer" And insert the meme of the guy throwing his computer in the dumpster.

Publish your beautiful guide to steam and stand back in preparation for the hordes of steam points you will receive.