Ghosts Of Tabor

Ghosts Of Tabor

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How to be the best Tabor player 2.0
By KLAUS SCHWAB
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0. Intro
Suck at tabor, losing constantly to timmies, or lacking loot?
Others saying you got a skill issue?
If any of these are an issue to you, this is THE one-stop guide to become the dominator of lobbies in Tabor.
1. Basic tips
To enhance your stay in Tabor and get a tactical AdvantEDGE (haha pun intended), you will require basic intellectual knowledge about tactics and the environment to be aware of all disadvantages, and odds of winning a fight.

This guide is granted by the AdvantEDGE research corporation and affiliated companies such as RageTech, all further information will be granted to a select number of people and will be classified to outside viewers. Viewing this guide without being associated to AdvantEDGE or it's associates may result in death, you have been warned.

To begin with, here are some basic tips.

1. Always be sure to bring a backpack or ammo pouches if possible, as they can store ammo, food, and other resources that are crucial to survival.

2. Periodically go into Training mode and deploy with no gear, and attempt to exfiltrate with as much items as possible.

3. Take caffeine, energy drinks, or anything containing enhancing chemicals such as Taurine or Caffeine, as these will help with coordination, reaction time, and have 0 side effects. (Side effects include spontanious combustion, immediate heart attack, ignition, fatal copulation. Side effects only apply to big green alien men and people who deny Caffeine as their primary source of hydration.)

4. Always make sure to bring a bandage if bringing a sling backpack, as this could save your life and challenge you to make your backpack more optimized to store loot and other large items.

5. Play fast paced games like Bonelab, and try to kill enemies as fast as you can to enhance reaction time when visiting Tabor.

6. Never eat soggy waffles, they are not safe. (Side effects of eating, breathing or, touching, or staring at a soggy waffle include LETHAL THERMONUCLEAR DIARRHEA, FATAL COPULATION, GETTING IMPALED BY A STEEL ROD, OR GETTING A SKILL ISSUE.)

7. Always bring a meal kit if possible, this will guarantee you last the entire raid timer without dying of thirst or dehydration. (haha meal kit get it? its a line from a movie I'm making.)

Now that you are familiar with basic rules, the guide will take apart multiple functions of Tabor and how to get better.

2. Self Defense
To maintain your safety in Tabor, always bring a firearm, here is an extremely specific list of firearms to bring.

Missile Silo
  • Glock 17 with 2 additional mags, and a slingy. Cheap but has amazing ironsights and has lots of ammo.
  • MP40 with an Adventure backpack and 3 extra mags. Expensive but does extreme damage especially in CQB (Close quarter battles)
  • JPC-3, M4/Galil, Glock 17, 1 small ammo pouch, 2 large ammo pouches, 2Stanag mags, and a Glock 17 mag. Expensive, but provides great protection, and can get you kills easily.

Island of Tabor
  • SKS with an extra mag and a sling. Very good range, but meh mag. It's a half M4 half hunter 85.
  • LBAV vest with 1 large ammo pouch, an MP5 and an 2 respective mags for said MP5, and a sling backpack. Not good if you're a loot rat, but does amazing damage up close and far up, and can full auto. However, only use if you know how to reload the MP5.
  • Glock 17, LBAV with 1 small ammo pouch and 2 large ammo pouches, 2 mags for the Glock, an Adventure backpack, an NRS, and a supressor for Glock. Risky, but stealthy and good if you're a loot rat.

Matka Miest/Underground
  • MP40 with 2 mags, and a slingy. Extremely cheap, does great damage, and amazing for these maps.
  • A22 (bra strap) with 2 large ammo pouches, a GALIL with 3 mags, and an Adventure backpack. Not much protection but you get loads of ammo and a powerful gun.
  • (Requires DLC) G34 with 8 extra mags, a sling backpack, and an LBAV with 6 small ammo pouches. Sounds stupid? It kind of is, but the G34 is EXTREMELY powerful, and is an absolute powerhouse. 8 mags too much? Now bring 10, 10 too much? Go eat a soggy waffle and explode on the floor with diarrhea.
3. Use the Ragetech Jr Training Saber
Did you see your friend die on the floor after lethally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ his pants, immediately after stepping on a soggy waffle? Do you perhaps not read the sign saying "Pozor Miny" and still go past it just to have yourself EXPLODE and DIE and DIE from inhaling soggy waffles? (Note to self: delete later, do not forget.)

If you are new to Tabor, there is one product that will guarantee your survival. THE JR TRAINING SABER!
With the collaboration of the toilet heads at soggy waffle studios, and the pro sussy bakas at ragetech, a revolutionary device was created known as THE JR TRAINING SABER!
It guarantees better loot, killing timmies from across the map, and getting outrageously good at PVP. (This is NOT A VASELINE COMMERCIAL)For only $30,000 Tabor Korina, Koroo- Kor... TABOR TOKEN MONEY DOLLARS, you can buy yourself a JR TRAINING SABER, call in now and buy it for a sweet new price of 39,999. (Kaiber crystal not included.)

Now, enough licking cheesedookie, let me present you some reviews from my associates!

Razmund: What the hell Tim? Give me my wife back, I'm not doing this stupid commercial.
Razmund: It kills timmies all across the entire map! I just began shooting them, I DIDNT EVEN NEED A NEW GAMING CHAIR! Buy it now, this is so amazing, I am being paid for this ad, I am safe at my household at all times.

Jaxxy2331 (Jackson Matthew Clemmer who drives a 2019 gray KIA): This is totally my review, please buy this product guys it helps me make timmies fall on the floor and die twice. Yes, one timmy dies twice, he dies SO HARD, HAHAaAA!!! SCREW YOU HE DIED IN VR AND IRL HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Call Ragetech today and access your DARK SIDE! It IS your destiny!
4. Attachments
Attachments may ruin or save your survival in Tabor, you will need to spend hours experimenting every sight, every supressor, and grip to determine which combo gives the beefiest tactical AdvantEDGE.

Here are some tips when trying to build a loadout.

Sights: They accurately show where bullets will go. You can use iron sights (built in ones), red dots, or sniper scopes. Try out every single one that you can to see which one is easiest to use. It varies for everyone and may get you headshots

Grips: Go to the Ghosts of Tabor wiki to see stats for every grip, try every single one to see which one helps recoil control the most. Note, some guns dont have rails to attach a grip.

Supressors: They help no matter what but hurt your ears.

Waffles: They are a great meal to stick right to your gun, however, DO NOT BRING THEM NEAR WATER OR RAIN, as soon as they become soggy, the user will experience severe diarrhea, collapse on the floor, and yell in agony as their buttocks are torn apart by the giant dookie that shoots out at 300,000 miles per second.

Water: Only attach water if on a hill, if you attach it in your bunker your insides will itch until you rip out your skin and scratch your organs.
5. Finale
If you follow all the instructions correctly, you should succeed in tabor, killing timmies and getting tier 5 armor EVERY SINGLE DAM RAID! Oh and don't be mentally incapable like that one idiot who set his house on fire after drying his waffles.

And remember little children
next time...
BUY A MEAL KIT

6 Comments
VTwo_Ultrakill 29 Nov, 2024 @ 11:43pm 
this guide is great
B468 27 Jul, 2024 @ 1:15am 
where is subway surfers too many words can't read, adhd so mach i keep alt-tabbing to family guy funny moments each time I read a sentence:steamfacepalm:
Oscar_Faux 2 Apr, 2024 @ 7:11pm 
Lol, Lmao, even
KLAUS SCHWAB  [author] 2 Apr, 2024 @ 4:00pm 
if syobon breathes again ever, hes a zoophile
KLAUS SCHWAB  [author] 2 Apr, 2024 @ 1:40pm 
anyone named syobon karo, comment "Wasd - move" if you sniff donkeys
KLAUS SCHWAB  [author] 2 Apr, 2024 @ 1:40pm 
its a vr game you donut shaped brain