You run there, sorry never mind you're to fat. You drive your car there, you realise they don't even have ham sandwiches (WTF)

You drive home with your Field Tested Cadillac, after you just sold your Battle Scarred Aug Storm (A whole whopping 4 cents) you open your cupboard and find you have no mountain dew, you then reamber you need a Ham Sandwich to play better at csgo and finally rank up to Wood 3. You look for all the ingredients, you find all of them.

First, you get your Ham, Second your bread, Third your mustard. Fifth, You put both slices of bread on top of each other. Third, you squirt the mustard in your eye. Sixth, eat the ham. I can't count to seven.

You can't eat the ham sandwich, you don't have any ham.